Neil

211 Take-Away orders on a stolen card because she's mental? What fucking chance have we got of restoring some sort of order when we let greedy scumbag cunts like this off with the now bog standard excuse that she's a fucking mong?. When they find all those bodies I'm just gonna say "Wibble" with a pecil stuck up my nose, slap on the wrist and off to do the same again,sorted! Cunts! https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23814038.dereham-woman-court-ordering-211-meals-uber-eats/

I saw a bloke with a number plate on his head, His name was Reg. 'ere all week

What is it with you and shit bins?

Decs can only dream to be able to afford such a place

My 'ol mum used to say "It's only rape if the cheque bounces"

Can you actually see your keyboard when you're typing or are you hitting it like Harvey Price playing a piano? KNO8 EAD

Every cunting week now,If its not some scouse scally falling off a wall it's a flood in some far off foreign shithole. I suppose this week it'll be the death of some female 'footballer" just to show how 'diverse' UEFA has become. How about a minutes silence for the death of the Straight White Male,fast becoming targeted,abused and generally despised by the woke feminazi? Fuck off

Now more cunts are coming out of the woodwork I see,some man hating cunt has said that women reporting the 'crimes' to journalists rather than the police is an indication that women have lost faith in the authorities because their claims are bought in to question. Isn't that how justice works? Nothing to do with the fact that these slags get paid for their stories I suppose? Fucking loose slut bags

Lacists

Morning Frank. Just because Ming never puts up a fight doesn't make it right

He's a bit Marmitey but none the less if it turns out these fucking slags are in it for the money they need naming and shaming. If the hairy cunt did it then let the other inmates dish out his punishment but if the slappers start coming out of the woodwork then they better be telling the fucking truth. If the cunts want to be dealt with equally then if they're found out to be just little money grabbing slappers then they deserve to have their lives ruined too,cunts.

Will all the gardens be uphill?

Labenders H Ivy Cumellia Narsissies Jizzmine Ploppy Dirt Box Chrysanthibum Gaylia Forget-Me-Knob Polyanus Quimula Asster

Fucking dirty cunts all of 'em.........Can you imagine trying to ban it?. Brixton would burn for a month.

The search is continuing despite the awful stench coming from the bodies but their rescuers said just leave us alone to get on with our job.

Watch With Motherfucker with Robert De Niro

Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice

Buck yourself up Wolfie, this is the sort of music in the background when Frank visits his ladyboy massage parlour.

Or am I?

Out here in Italy they don't really cater for a quick getaway,luckily the old Nonnas can't move too fast.

Brilliant idea, see how far the cunts get on their own

Did they all play the Police and arrested him without reason?

Caught in a slip

Caught deep mid-bucket Run Out the closet De-stumped