Eddie

I like you too frank, but fuck me you're old.

Shut it spam head.

I wouldn't be able to afford an Aston on those wages dear.

You're a bird, what do you know...

And I bet my Aston Martin he is on benefits.

It wasn't that complicated, have you been sniffing your bonus?

Closet poof, fantasising after a few drinks. Embrace the rainbow nocti, dirty bum boy.

The FA sent people to hold the brollies, our stars can't be expected to hold their own umbrellas.

The FA sent brolly holders to meet our lot from the plane as our superstars can't get wet. I fucking hate the Welsh, but that's how it's done.

You won't make grand wizard in our clan with that attitude. What do you think of monumental, I was thinking he is made of the right stuff, Ding's also suppressing racist views, I would welcome them both.

I'm not going anywhere near that thing, all joking aside he stinks.

We are in fact mental patients, dangerous and delusional with out strong meds. Currently I believe we work in Mergers and Acquisitions, although fatty thinks he works in Murders and assassinations. He really is a fat cunt

The phrase 'going for a cheeky Nado's' takes my hatred to new found levels, I'm talking chris akabusi grade hate.

I hope you have sickle cell.

Are you that darkie from public enemy?

You think you've got it bad, I was forced to change the date on my Rolex GMT2 ceramic today, it was showing the 31st, does your swatch automatically update?

Are you holding your nerve quince?, I fully expect you to be homeless by Christmas.

He is a real benefit to the company, especially in the summer months, the flies love him and so don't bother the rest of us.

It's a care in the community work based scheme, I help where I can.

and driven by ethnics

We have three suited blokes in the meeting room, I can smell the desperation of a sales cunt from here. Bubbles where are you right this second you bonus, commission based tart.

Only if I use the expense account, you gargantuan blob of shit.

Staffed by fat traveler women with bad shoulder tats and dirty fingernails, obese lorry drivers sit on broken, cheap plastic garden furniture buckling under their colossal frames. Tea is served hotter than the surface of the sun in Styrofoam cups and their food is a health risk. Still preferable than going to the chav's favorite Nando's, reheated dog shit and chips. Beautiful.

Risky game that Frank, you never should have let the punters take the condom off mid arse shag, this may explain your aids ridden appearance.

I can't talk about it Bill, I've not been sleeping and I'm shouting at everyone for no good reason. I may not bounce back this time. The only happy thought I have is picturing quincy frantically attempting to ditch his property empire before the market implodes. I hope his wife leaves him.