Eddie

Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal? I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down.

Pen a good nom would be Eton, they have turned out more than their fair share of wronguns, Cameron, Boris, the cunt Henry and bear grills, what the fuck goes on there? where’s punkape when you need him?

If I could be arsed I would nom old Henry, but I know that French dandy withers would derail the post within seconds, the bankrupt poof.

Ape, what do you think of Eton educated, ex smack head and all round fake cockney Henry Cole?

You weasel Fucking cunt, I want a video by Friday or I am leaving the site, you’ve been warned.

Wind your neck in withers, I’m watching the story of Hipgnosis on Nexflix, and I must say, rather surprisingly what a load of plop.

Well you’re a geezer, so apply for the job.

Decs I was at fattys house yesterday, I was having a piss in his kitchen sink when I noticed the dirty cunt had discarded a used tea bag in there, some people…

Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping… https://streamable.com/dq555q

He has it all wrong, he climbs down the chimney and removes all the presents…

Never, and I repeat never like a post of mine again. You’ve been warned Gollum.

You know a lot more about a classic ring piece.

Lonely late night sap.

Firstly apologies to Ape for an outrageous post that rightly put me behind the door for a couple of months. Moving on, what has happened to the great British handshake? Why do men feel the need to hug each other like some French dandy. Frank obviously hugs every man at every opportunity, but for us straight men, like Halloween keep your American ways well way from me. Fuck off withers.

https://streamable.com/tfpdze

Eric’ I’ve been in albir with Tommy Robinson, he’s there until November, shot to bits and in need of a cuddle. The man’s fucked.

Idiotic old poof.

You spelt waiter wrongly…

Have you ever sent texts to younger members of staff?

Complaints have been received by younger employees of the BBC of inappropriate texts. He clearly used his status at the BBC to impress young people outside the organisation, taking selfies at work as part of his grooming modus operandi. Young people working at the BBC, I would imagine have an extra pressure of keep quiet if you value your job, hence only recently coming forward.

Pics is one thing, young people working along side this man is another….

That’s all well and good matron, but would you want a young relative of yours working anywhere near this predatory old perv?

And then kill them I hope 🤞

Neil, how many times have you paid a professional?

I posted a pic of a naked bbc news reader that frank had sent me. No one needed to see that