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Eddie

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  1. 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

    Her employers must surely shoulder much of the blame for this.

    Garraway: "I've got a great idea for a new documentary, it'll only cost a million or two to put together."
    ITV: "Is it about Derek again?"
    Garraway: "Yes"
    ITV: "Then fuck off!"
    Garraway: "No, wait, he dies in this one!"
    ITV: "Well, why didn't you say? Crack on love, here's £5m. At least this one will be the last."
    Garraway: "That's what you think. Ker-ching"

    That’s an awful thing to say about a newly widowed woman with a great set of knockers…

  2. 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

    May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease.

    I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt. 

  3. 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    As the freeholder of this establishment I hope you enjoyed your meal, and the staff provided good service. They have been good tenants over the years.

    No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am. 

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  4. 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    Fucking Chinese cunts .They actually are the reason for the trade in dead  endangered species. The thick disease  spreading pigs .They kill for simple  keratin.China should be nuked , simple as .No warning ,Pearl Harbour style.  Just nuke the cunts and the world would instantly improve even with a toxic cloud floating about , it would be worth it . They're sinister , cruel untrustworthy  cunts of the highest order .

    Take a breath, silly old cunt, you’re averaging over 100 posts a month of utter shit, how did you spend every waking hour before you found this site? 

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  5. 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

    Idiot, I didn't actually do it you muppet. The minute I said it, @Frank was all over the homepage, he must have refreshed it 70 times, lol. I've got screenshots of the online user list to prove it. Lol. 

    I'll always be a step ahead of you, and. 

    Say it ain’t so Frank, has the darkie had you over? 

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  6. 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    The only time the boy made me laugh was when he posted a photo of himself, New Years Eve 5 years ago, snorting a line of coke with a fifty note. He quickly removed it, but too late. If he ever returns, I will expose the little cunt for what he is.

    I hope he's dead.

    If you have said picture pm me, I want to track him down and end him.

  7. 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    As if the site isn't in enough of a shit state as it is, without that cunt rocking up. I suppose it could be worse, it could be fucking Bubba returning.

    Withers even bill fucking stickers with his very own front door would be welcomed back, I hope his student debt is killing him. 

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  8. 1 hour ago, Frank said:

    H is an old Islington contemporary of mine. He hasn’t yet cottoned on to who I am, but he’s about to experience some of what DC’s had to endure in recent weeks. 

    @ChildeHarold your days are numbered. 

     

     

    Frank I received an email from Decs, he will be making his triumphant return to the board on Saturday, you’ve been warned. 

     

     

  9. 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

    At least you respect the older generation even if you hate whiteys. 

    I'm half black as well. Double respect? 

     

    I hate blacks more than I hate myself Harold, which is a lot…

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  10. 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

    So you're not partial to a bit of black? 

    We’ve established you’re an old spunker born just after the end of World War Two, the last time you had a full erection you was stroking your maggot to Maggie Thatchers first term, stand down. 

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  11. 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

    You clearly are racist against smoking hot black chicks who just happen to be Olympic champions. Eddie you're clearly not ready, probably not born ready. 

    Well that goes without saying but what the hell is this nomination about you old fart. 

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  12. 1 hour ago, Frank said:

    Thank you, but It’s not for me, EC. I should make one last push for DC, but I know that’s what he wants.

    Everyone loves an underdog. 

    70 years ago our queen was on the throne, we had won two world wars and our nhs worked as designed. Thank fuck for immigration, it’s so much better today, fuck off 

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  13. 1 hour ago, Frank said:

    Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%.

    Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets. 

    ‘Like’ value? You’re worse that Eric C, stand down you old queen. 

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  14. 12 minutes ago, Frank said:

    I want you here because I desperately miss the easy targets of yesteryear. It’s that old feeling of winning a goldfish at Hampstead Fair. Welcome back, Raasters. 

    Frank I am looking at retirement in Ko Samui,  you have to renew yearly which is a pain, are the lady boys worth the inconvenience? 

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  15. 10 minutes ago, Frank said:

    Not really. I made it up and then realised that you are in fact my biggest supporter. I like you, Eric.. a lot. You’re not afraid to call a spade a spade. 

    The site doesn’t have a built-in tracker. Stop logging in and out like a yo-yo. 

    On here from morning to the lonely late night club, are you housebound with the cancer? 

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