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  1. Ape


    An excellent assessment of the situation.
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    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Fuck off.
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    The Asparagas Season

    What a dreadfully punctuated piece of shit. Cancer!!
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    The Asparagas Season

    A perfect example of the point I made in my last post. Dull, humourless, uninteresting, unfunny wanker.
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    The Asparagas Season

    Everything in your life, including you, is grey. You speak in monotone, with no humour, interest or emotion. If anyone should be a cadaver, it’s you. Make it so. Oh, and fuck off.
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    Chinese Medicines (again)

    I’ve got some spack powder - would that do?
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    The Mutation Of The Left.

    Ratty - indulge me: what the fuck goes on inside your head, to make you post things such as this?
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    Chinese Medicines (again)

    Look at this beauty....family heirloom
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    People who bag up dog shit and then tie it to a tree

    Repeat bollocks.
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    wearing a baseball cap and reduced intelligence

    i has a pop at this subject a few years back, albeit about the positioning of the baseball cap, rather than the act of actually wearing one in the first place.
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    'Super' as an adverb

    Nope - you won’t ever find ‘eavens clogging up a nom with inane drivel. No sir.
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    'Super' as an adverb

    That’s a bit harsh. Are you on the blob?
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    'Super' as an adverb

    And what we’re left with, after all the pruning, is a fucking shit nom.
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    The magic of mushrooms

    Nobody would ever be jealous of you, except someone who desperately wanted to be a thick, repetitive, fantasist shit stabber.
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    The magic of mushrooms

    Frank - what the fuck are you playing at? You log in from time to time, and treat us to another oh-so-hilarious Rocky post, and then fuck off into the ether. Are you going to contribute anything to this site ever again?