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Everything posted by Ape™️
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Once again you’re confusing anger with taking the piss out of a complete bellend.
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Drink plenty of water, eat a healthy diet and kill yourself.
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Is it cunts like me that make you post these utter piles of meaningless bollocks?
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You really are a complete prick. What the hell possessed you to compose this utter pile of meaningless bollocks?
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Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune.
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The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off.
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Reading your mind would reveal one of those flick books that animate an image - in your case a drooling spastic continually clapping his hands together, like a seal at a circus.
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Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?
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Thanks Eric - you’ve made me cry. I think the vast majority of people on here aren’t nasty, spiteful, devious fucking cunts in the real world. It goes without saying this doesn’t apply to @Frank.
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You know absolutely nothing about me, dopey. You are dealing with an online persona that I choose to adopt on CC, where I say things I’d never say in the real world - much like the vast majority of others on here (with the possible exception of @Eric Cuntman). Don’t confuse someone being angry and over emotional with someone taking the piss out of an easily-triggered cunt such as you. Fuck off.
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Answer the fucking question.
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Why are you addressing Frank in this reply?
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Jesus fucking Christ. Why don’t you make your next nomination about the ever-changing colour of orange juice? You seem to be under the deluded impression that quantity outweighs quality. This is utter fucking horse shit. Please, just kill yourself.
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Who gives a fuck? It’s a boring load of utter shit that contains not one ounce of humour or wit. It’s just another ejaculation of elc drivel that he seemingly needs to release on a daily basis, to prevent his own tedium causing him to explode. So, to conclude: fuck off.
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Thanks for trying though - it means a lot that a CC veteran would offer such expert advice to little old me. Imbecile.
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This is spectacular! You pompous fucking idiot!
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Oh look - another elc nomination. Another load of tedious fucking drivel. What on earth is wrong with you?
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Is it because you’re a weedy, effeminate fop in real life that you enjoy coming out with shit like this on CC? You absolute fucking bellend.
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I sincerely fucking hope so.
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Fuck off and post another Rocky video, you repetitive hypocrite.
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It’s a forehead mounted spacker stick - he shares it with @entitled little cunt. Choosing the right glue requires great skill.
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I favour dunking you in liquid nitrogen for a couple of hours, then shattering you using a cricket bat with a breeze block nailed to it.