Ape™️

An ameba eh? lol.

And who, pray tell, is my master? Surely not a retard such as yourself?

It appears I was mistaken in my initial analysis of your intelligence with respect to Punkers. You're both equally fucking retarded, so fuck off to the bottom of the evolutionary tree, cretin.

I think someone's a little bit obsessed with Ape. Why not try and create amusing content off your own back for once, you cowardly French wanker?

By using intermediaries such as yourself. Not quite as fundamentally fucking thick as old Punkers, but not far off. Fuck off.

But they both still share an inherent stupidity. We could be on to something here Eric.....

I imagine him as a creation of admin.

He's just doing what he always does - trying to elicit a response. One day someone will reformat the cunt.

I love the way the stupid cunt found it both amusing and hilarious. I can imagine him now, hunched over his 386 based laptop, initially chuckling at the amusing part, and then suddenly breaking out in hysterics as he realised it was actually hilarious. What an utter fucking wanker!

I suspect you're also allergic to women - that would explain your obsession with male bottoms and shit stabbing. Fuck off.

Get your fucking coat. Get it now, and fuck off.

Anyone with no avatar, that signs their name at the end of every single post.

I'm sure that most people on here have a wife/husband and children (obviously this doesn't apply to you) so it's nothing really very unusual to the normal folk amongst us. To a stupid wanker like you I suppose it's a hard concept to swallow. I'd have thought publicly going on about benefit fraud was a much riskier thing to reveal. So, to conclude: fuck off you stupid cunt.

There certainly are - you being about the biggest of them. Someone saying they have a daughter is hardly revealing personal information, you fucking idiot.

Fucking lunatic.

Let's not go there eh?

Literally just had one round. We saw him on a security camera and decided we weren't answering the door. He knocked loudly, three times, which sent the fucking stupid dog mental, which in turn caused me to violently open the door and say something like "I'd have thought you would have got the message by now that we're not interested", to which he replied "your keys are still in the lock. I'm just trying to be nice. It costs nothing to be nice". My daughter had come in and left them in the shitting door. I felt a right horrible cunt, and after ten minutes of my conscience pricking me I went out, found the guy and apologised. Didn't give the cunt any money mind.

Are you mental?

It doesn't fucking exist.

It's a shame you don't devote a bit more time to exercising the muscle between your ears, you thick fucking wanker. lol. Fuck off.

I'd love to fly one of my "toy" helicopters, with a 1.7m rotor diameter, close enough to crack Punkers skull wide open. Only trouble is the release of vacuum might cause turbulence. lol.

No, it's not, you illiterate fucking wanker. Fuck off.

No. No. Fuck off.

Oh bravo!

Evening Punkers. Is your golf runaround a stolen golf cart or an actual VW Golf? With regards your rather unpleasant comment about retro-virals, all I have to say is - fuck off you fucking wanker.