There’s a childlike naivety to the explanations the Russians give for events that occur that they don’t want to be interpreted as murder or attempted murder. You’d think, after the reception they received for their Salisbury cathedral visit bollocks, that they’d try to come up with something more imaginative and believable than someone who was apparently healthy, but happened to be a thorn in the side of Putin, suddenly dropping dead after a walk. It’s like they’ve got a committee of 7 year olds coming up with this bullshit. Fucking idiots.