Ape™️

I was referring to your oh-so-hilarious writing style, where you cleverly dropped in some French words for comedic effect. Or not, as it turns out, you fucking idiot.

You really are a prize moron. Is this your idea of humour?

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

Another literary car crash. Think it’s time to get the spacker stick sharpened.

That makes two of you.

Wow - this is spectacular.

A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed.

Did you reply in metric or imperial units?

This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like. Fuck off.

This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time.

You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt.

Is a fourtune similar to a fivetune, only a bit less. @Cuntybaws - I notice that in the post where you quoted the above comment, the spelling has been corrected to fortune. Did you feel an irresistible urge to alter it?

As with all your nominations these days, the only cunt involved is the author. This one is no exception. Fuck off.

Amen to that, brother.

Wind your fucking neck in, dickhead. You still have no understanding of the way things work on here, do you? And when it comes to the gift that keeps on giving, you’re in a class of your own, you desperately dull, tedious, unfunny, illiterate fucking dope.

Fuck off.

Once again you’re confusing anger with taking the piss out of a complete bellend.

Drink plenty of water, eat a healthy diet and kill yourself.

Is it cunts like me that make you post these utter piles of meaningless bollocks?

You really are a complete prick. What the hell possessed you to compose this utter pile of meaningless bollocks?

Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune.

😂😂

The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off.

Reading your mind would reveal one of those flick books that animate an image - in your case a drooling spastic continually clapping his hands together, like a seal at a circus.