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You absolute fucking bellend.

Fucking hell - I tried to read it but gave up. It’s as if someone asked an AI to write a paragraph about believable film characters, but with the caveat that it must seem like the author was a total fucking retard. And if that was the brief, I’d say job done.

I wondered who the spastic was with fluorescent teeth and an old van full of dead Xmas trees! It all makes sense now.

Another great example of why you’re widely considered to be a verbose imbecile and a fucking idiot.

No.

I went to see The Musical Box perform Selling England By The Pound yesterday, at The Forum in Bath. If you’re a fan of Peter Gabriel era Genesis I highly recommend seeing them - absolutely brilliant. If you’re not a fan of Peter Gabriel era Genesis, get fucked.

Amen to that.

I was flattered to see the water-blasting wanker had a little mention for me in one of his posts: What a fucking idiot.

I very much doubt the DDD (Dumb Dull Duo) have a fucking clue about History Today, the pair of cunts.

See an old piece of beef that’s been left out of the fridge for days and is covered in maggots and mould and flies? That’s your steak dinner that is. That’s your filet mignon.

I’m deeply sorry for being such a disappointment to you - I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Prick.

Overpriced chemical-infested baby formula? What the fuck has this got to do with cut price funerals? Are you mental?

A reasonable response, but I’m still not sure what the cunt is in this nomination. You’ve basically described imaginary events that occurred after the death of an imaginary person, with some weird car-related nonsense thrown in. You’ve not actually explained why you feel cut price funerals are a cunt. You stupid cunt.

What on earth is this shit?

Fuck off.

No need to keep posting nonsense like this - your title of stupidest fucking prick on CC isn’t under threat.

You don’t have to post every idiotic thing that enters your makeshift mind, you verbose imbecile.

I’m amazed Roops hasn’t descended from on high to deal with this. Must be on the blob.

In your case pretty much anything, living or otherwise, ticks this box.

Fuck off.

It’d be nice if the cunt announced he was off to do something more permanent.

Pretty much - he’s off his face 24/7 these days. He must be - what other explanation could there be for the continual stream of idiotic shite he posts on CC?

Friday night is always something special, as Cunty TalkBollox hits the white cider around 4pm and quickly regresses to the drooling spastic he tries to pretend he’s not.

Stupid Drunken Idiot