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Gurt

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  1. Cockney lingo.

    Out of interest where the fuck is Decs,quince etc?
  2. Cockney lingo.

    Fuck off
  3. Cockney lingo.

    Just shoot up some more brown cooked up in your mothers dentures and nab the best bits from the rest of your 16 siblings and all should be fine; until you wake up and remember you live in the third world country that is Scotland kill yourself
  4. Cockney lingo.

    Baws, you are lucky that roops' biff doesn't turn up at your gaff and give you a good hiding. harimbe dragging round one of the proclaimers,
  5. BBC TV Dan Snows 1066 fuckumentary

    Monumental was obviously educated in a unit that was affiliated with the chimps at Billy Smart's hit-the monkeys-on-the-head retard troupe. He was wet nursed by ding's matriarch . Long live the queen fuck off
  6. Ginger Twats

    I'm not talking about the colour that pikey camber's blurt has stained from a million back to front wipe stains, but your original tango coloured, orange-twill, twat. Is there a sense of viewing the (w)hole image through John lennons pink glasses? Unnatural, Day-glo flaps that have a colour more akin to the set of aliens There seems to be a hint of the foundry floor to the Degustation .. Ropps, does your orangutan have anything to say?
  7. Ginger Twats

    I'm not talking about the colour that pikey camber's blurt has stained from a million back to front wipe stains, but your original tango coloured, orange-twill, twat. Is there a sense of viewing the (w)hole image through John lennons pink glasses? Unnatural, Day-glo flaps that have a colour more akin to the set of aliens There seems to be a hint of the foundry floor to the Degustation .. Ropps, does your orangutan have anything to say?
  8. Cunting through Song

    Whereas your incredible contribution to these hallowed halls consists of some of the worst lyrics since stock, aitkin and autistic son. If you did a video, or even a jib jab, popular opinion would surely change
  9. The price of funerals

    If the body is still warm can it be classed as necrophilia?
  10. Bill Stickers

    That is how 'the immortal saarlak' eats it's victims. Next picture is a pair of feet poking out
  11. Cunting through Song

    All the 'gay this', 'queer that' you're coming out with leads me to think you are a Punkape wanna be, Quincy, you lapsed fucking queen. Will you please leave 'eaven alone you splooge supping, mincing fruit. You sound like Alan Carr. Alan 'quincy' Carr
  12. "Womyn" protesting Trump in countries other than the US.

    Or two big forearms as a result of all that strangling like you, eh Eric?
  13. "Womyn" protesting Trump in countries other than the US.

    I dread to imagine the disfigured progeny of your sororital, familial parlour games in deepest Norfolk, decs. Your family resemble the Mr. Men on the agent orange and pthalidimide diet. Fuck off, and get back to rimming quince the big bald homo
  14. "Womyn" protesting Trump in countries other than the US.

    Eric, quick question- have you ever forced yourself on anyone?
  15. New Doctor Who

    Couldn't care less if I was forced to watch ding being tortured to death. anyone who watches this juvenile shite is the sort of acne ridden 40year old virgin who wanks off to pictures of Gandalf and needs to either get a life or end it. Bet ding fucking loves it...
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