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Wizardsleeve

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    People using my living room as a garage

    Go to bed Frank. You've been hiding under Pen's skirt your entire tenure on this site. But please, post another Rocky fanfare video, for those who missed the first fifty postings. Idiot.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Enter the other most sheltered and sheilded faggot on the corner. You get called out for what you are every time you turn up, you're hardly in a position to comment. You're the oldest fucking joke on here. As I've said, and most everybody else here, fuck of and don't come back!
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Your pseudo psychological expertise might work on Punky, but not me. You go to the "overly worked up "well far too often, Roops. I bring up the Pen shit when the topic is at hand, because it warrants being in the forefront. Give the psychology text google searches a rest. By now, you've actually seen me worked up, and this isn't it!
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    Captain's send off

    Resembled Caitlyn Jenner a little too much for comfort, Authoritah!
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    Captain's send off

    If you are to be managing director, I'd rather jump onto the tracks. Fuck off LOL
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    Captain's send off

    Is that your idea of recruiting new talent?
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    Beauty and The Flid

    I don't knows mastuh!
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Is that why Pen is shielded?
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    You fell short of full on yankee time...you didn't bust through your door and tell Mrs Authoritah to fix you up some hasenpfeffer and giving her five across the eyes when she said she din't know how. Greasy ripped jeans, fast food condiment stained wife beater shirts, breath resembling a prossies arse after a mid day trick, and a car that belches more black smoke than a coal miner's cough is distinctly American.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    We can only hope. Of course, we can also hope he's getting buggered to death by the Renfield types in the isolation cells.
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    ED, those three words summed up the entire shite yank problem of redundancy and irrelevance. The situations advertising companies dream up where the bloke in the house is some inept fucking buffoon, or every conceivable scenario simply must be cause for a faggy song and dance routine. They can't come up with something simple and easy, like "Wrigley's is brand your family knows and trusts." Then pan over a selection of their products, and let them sell themselves. Advertising executives need Eric's Sabatier Cleaver in the frontal lobe and and ruthless overseers to keep them in fucking line.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Last week I decided to spend a couple of days just looking in on the Corner. All times of day, random visits, there wasn't a time, even wee hours of the morning, he wasn't here. I ignore the fucking idiot entirely now. I'm not going to engage the fucking cretin, when it's impossible to tell which of the multiple personalities you're speaking to, or which will be projected onto you.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    You're even more irrelevant than Pen so nobody fucking cares what you'd miss. You can fuck off and never return as well.
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Not one word about what makes there product better than the competition or what's new with one of the product lines, just an attack based on an assumption that all men are beaters, rapists, and deviant perverts molesting women at any opportunity. Not every man resents women to wanting to hit them, or rape them, or in any way do harm to them. There are most certainly cunts out there who willingly commit atrocious acts against women and children, but I'm confident in my fellow men to say that a far greater number, a majority, are decent blokes who when presented with moral choices tend to choose the right thing without the nagging PC shit of this sort saying it's needed by all. Fuck off Gillette. Keep your expertise limited to tampons and feminine hygeine products, and target your razors to the lezzer types who won't even tweeze the hair off their fucking tits!
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    Captain's send off

    I'm not prone to gambling, but I'd wager nobody will pay for a funeral for Pen. Dump the cunt in the ocean...preferably still alive, let the drowning and inevitable scavenging ocean life do their job.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    For that multi using, rule raping cunt to even attempt to spout policy says his time here is drawing to a close, and rightfully so. As you mentioned, Withers did the same and got fucked off....poor Roadie recently took the piss with a multi, and he too got a long harsh sentence. But poor Pen, who has been shown a great deal of leniency, feels entitled to chime in? In addition to the likes being stripped, how about being placed in Mod queue, or a padded cell in the cooler until April?
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Popular amongst your Appliance box village dwellers, I'm sure.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    He would do what he always does, find a suitable stall in the latrine, cut out a hole, and wait for every lonely new recruit to lift their spirits.
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    No speak the English .

    Without any definitive proof, I suspect you'll find Pen's IP address is attached to a business WiFi. without any gainful employment and a complete inability to manage his benefits, he recently downgraded his bedsit to a large appliance box between two skip bins. Find the business, then go to the back and bludgeon the cunt with a pipe wrench!
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    I believe it is due to laws being enforced about the length of time a patient can be kept sedated before addiction treatments must be started.
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    No speak the English .

    Fucking hell, Joop. Haven't seen an industrial container of that flesh destroying swill in ages. It used to be the go to scent for hopeful job seekers interviewing for low wage paying slow deaths, and the completely worthless heaps of shit who can't be bothered to earn their own fucking way in this world but don't want to smell of piss and festering pressure sores from their refusal to get out of bed and do anything other than shovel food into their gob, bray about the social significance of Jeremy Kyle, and post stupid BBC news links and inane drivel about trains on chat sites.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    It takes him that long to be sent to the care centre's administrator office to find the computing password giving him access to the interweb. If the cunts would just use a cattle prod on the fucking lunatic, he'd be much more easily controlled.
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    Symphony Orchestra Conductors

    I suspect the limp afro sporting cunt spends more time in a bent over position in his dress chamber waiting for his Bohemian Rapesody than doing anything to spread the wonder and joy of music to the world.
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    Symphony Orchestra Conductors

    What pretentious, sanctimonious, conceited fucking cunts. They move like they're having a massive fucking seizure, they always fucking scowl and appear to have had their hair styled by electrocution and bukkake party hosings. Exactly how are their spastic motions supposed to contribute to the show when the musicians, those actually responsible for providing the wonderful music are READING the fucking sheets? Sweating profusely, on the edge of a severe cardiac incident, and narcissistic enough to believe their "vision" of the music improves upon the original composers ideas, should earn them a brutal beating if they wake up at sun's first light.
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    People using my living room as a garage

    Unicorns, Leprechauns, Atlantis, Nessy...is this the new mythical non existent discussion topic thread? Pen's IQ, Albert's usefulness to life...
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