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ducunti

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About ducunti

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  1. ducunti

    Lindsay Lohan converted to Islam

    Daniella westbrooke could never do that, her lines are too wide.
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    Disabled cunts on the buses

    Put the disabled seats on the upper deck and if a disabled and a chav get on drive under a low bridge.
  3. ducunti

    Sam Allardyce

    Why is it he looked just like graham taylor did sitting on that bench at the weekend, fucking clueless.
  4. ducunti

    Another boat tragedy

    If they like to risk life and limb with no regard for health and safety why the fuck do they want to come to europe?
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    The things people would never say.

    Come in and rest you must be tired after that long tedious journey, just leave that funny looking vest on the side there, ooh and here is that list of upcoming concert events you asked for.
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    Harry Potter

    Getting buggered by Hagred never did him any good.
  7. ducunti

    English Summertime

    Just came back from Aus, it was 15 degrees out there in melbourne they were all walking about in hats and coats. They thought i was fucking bonkers walking around in a tee shirt, no fucking resistance those wimpy fucking aussies.
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    Kanye West

    The americans seem to have a habit of warming to idiots, where the fuck did that vanilla ice cunt go he would make a good vice pres.
  9. ducunti

    Aylesbury Sex Ring

    I thought the police went the way of the dinosaurs and dodo.
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    Bracknell

    I went to Kendal once, uncanny how everyone looks related.
  11. ducunti

    Bracknell

    Bracknell is a paradise compared to South Ockenden, if god claims credit for creating that shitehole he is defiantly a cunt
  12. ducunti

    Semicolon Tattoos

    There will be a load more semi colon depressents, when the cunts realise a few years on it aint trendy anymore and they cant wash it off.
  13. ducunti

    People Who Run Out Of Petrol / Diesel

    I ran out a while ago, what a fucker only got half the lawn cut.
  14. ducunti

    Sir Lenny Henry

    A fucking knighthood for moving your bed into a train station and falling asleep, you'd of thought he could of done something more worthy than that.
  15. ducunti

    Guy Martin

    Thats the crash that left him laying in the bed next to Connor Cummins, who inadvertantly rode a motorcycle off of the side of the veranda also at around 170mph. Hopefully he will get that elusive first tt win this year.
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