Witheredscrote

You misspelt cyanide.

I'm sure she is Frank. Steinway used her teeth to veneer the keys, the horse faced old hag.

On this subject, one questions why we have to endure the endless shite posted by ELC. Salman Rushdie eventually got stabbed, after writing endless bollocks. I live in hope.

Why did they bother to invent the colour t.v? Every cunt on the screen is either black, or a shitty brown these days. I suppose Eddie is pleased though.

Previous owners Noddy & Big Ears?

Riveting.

i am.

Um-um-um- bre-e-e-e-la-la-la. Bullshit.

@Eddie, I bet his plan involves umbrellas, the filthy fucker.

What did they serve you, mince?

Withers Whitstable.

KB, to assist @Eddie with his research into Frank's sexual proclivities, I have been contacting Central London A&E depts, to enquire if any male patient had been admitted with an open umbrella up the arse. All negative, except a triage nurse at the Chelsea & Westminster who said 'Frank hasn't arrived yet'.

Of course he's allergic to chocolate, and it ruined his career. The only steady job he ever had, was eating out Marathon bars from George Michael's arsehole.

That is Withers with a capital W. Got it now, you flat arsed chancer.

Frank, I never thought I'd say this, but you have become an absolute bore, to such an extent that I have started to find Eric Wikipedia Cuntman interesting. Please take your fucking dog, your Gouda scoffing fucking wife, and the fucking leader board, and fuck off.