Thank fuck for that. The thought of sitting opposite you two would be abhorrent. Your missus trying to eat with a carrier bag on her head, and your black sausage fingers attempting to remove Roops red pubes from between your rotting molars between courses.
May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease.
Complicated is the term I would favour. A bit like my Electric sewage digester. In as much that it breaks down a lot, and is full of shit.
Baileys & Nightnurse indeed.