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Everything posted by Witheredscrote

  1. Technically, he is still a new member, and your comment is acrimonious. Reported.
  2. You do realise you won't get your subscription back, don't you?
  3. I like the pompous cunt Derek talking about his Sun Life Guaranteed Plan. Particularly the one where he takes a box of parsnips round to gurning June's house, and starts feeding them into her capacious cunt.
  4. Oh golly gosh, can I come too? I simply love a tet a tet over a sweet sherry.
  5. In the good old days you would have called me a lying cunt.
  6. So your Prime Minister now presides over the gayest parliament in the world. His star player will no doubt be Ahmad-Khan, a gay Muslim, and a lawmaker. Give it 2 years and it will be compulsory for all of you to fist each other in local parks, and bus shelters. Give it 3 years and local authority wards will be renamed. (Caister North will become Much Bumming North). What a bunch of cunts they are, and what a bigger bunch of cunts you all are for voting any of them in. I was considering moving back to the U.K in my dotage, but have decided to live out my days here, with my ring piece intact. Vivre & fuck off.
  7. Easily confused with a Cuntivulvapuss, which sprays you with something akin to herring oil. I prefer Triffids.
  8. Frank, I have noted that @Decimus has just been perusing your profile. I would have thought that reading the East Anglian Daily Times obituary notices would have been more entertaining, and livelier. lol lol & fuck off.
  9. I think I speak for the majority, when I say that a walk on Chesil Beach at high tide, in a force 10 storm, would do you the power of good (and us).
  10. I read Pen's drivel, as it is the best form of 'edging' when I am in the goose shed. My flock is getting bigger, with an even bigger sexual appetite. Can you now see why I don't want the soppy old bat banned?
  11. Witheredscrote

    Mike Brewer

    If memory serves me well, you were a bit of a soppy spastic cunt when you joined. Frank has been a member for 5+ years, and still is. Anyway, reported for driving away a new member. lol
  12. I rather like it, why don't members club together, buy ten, and shove them up Frank's capacious arsehole
  13. Having looked at Mr Fosket, I find it hard to believe that he feels trapped in his home, by any inbred indigenous yokels. I have always been made to feel welcome by Caister folk. Don't know why, I am outright rude to the cunts. lol
  14. What a French cunt. I'm glad he's dead.
  15. I'm meeting him Boxing Day on the viaduct here. I'm going to snap off his legs and throw them in the river. Want to come?
  16. He is billed as 'The Ghost of Christmas Arsed'
  17. All that effort, and no reward. Soppy boring cunt
  18. You mean that they actually let you in the place Drew? Standards have slipped. Lol lol , Tenant Special, no stairs, Quingo, lol lol
  19. In a recent t.v. documentary, the quality and value for money of Christmas hampers. Aldi's hamper had better quality, and better foodstuffs. It was also half the price of F & M's. It would appear that you are the thicko, you snob.
  20. You've done it now. Some cunt will post the video.
  21. @Ape™️ Stop stealing my lines, you cunt.
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