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Witheredscrote

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  1. 1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

    I'd genuinely feel terrible if I had any confrontation with someone with Down's syndrome in the real world, whereas here with ELC I can at least get a taste of what it might be like. 

    @Wolfie I always carry a pane of glass with me, hand it to them, and make an exit, whilst the're busy licking it.

  2. 2 hours ago, Eddie said:

    I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt. 

    Thank fuck for that.  The thought of sitting opposite you two would be abhorrent. Your missus trying to eat with a carrier bag on her head, and your black sausage fingers attempting to remove Roops red pubes from between your rotting molars between courses.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Eddie said:

    No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am. 

    May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease.

  4. 22 hours ago, Eddie said:

    Withers I’m off to Whitstable in a bit, wheelers oyster bar for lunch, please do not be anywhere near. 

    As the freeholder of this establishment I hope you enjoyed your meal, and the staff provided good service. They have been good tenants over the years.

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  5. 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

    She hasn't,  bless her .Credit were credit is due .If she didn't delete it the taste police would no doubt track her down , armed units would smash her door down , drag her out , beat the shit out of her then the judicial  system would bung her inside for 19 years whilst the BBC would name her public enemy No.1. Meanwhile in a house down the Road a junkie is ransacking a pensioner's house looking for anything of worth knowing full well the police wont even attend.

    Her back door is well smashed in anyway. She blames @Eddie for that.  Trap 2 indeed.

  6. 12 hours ago, Roadkill said:

    What a fucking night it is in Mother Russia. A bunch of mysterious cunts have walked into a packed concert hall and shot everyone to shit.

    ISIS claims responsibility, but they're attention seeking little cunts who'll claim anything these days for the chance to suck Allah's cock.

    Russia really wants it to be Ukraine responsible for the attack, almost perversely so, but Action Man isn't having any of it and Ukraine is denying having any connection.

    Europe is finding itself in the awkward position of trying to sound sympathetic over the deaths of unarmed Russian civilians despite spending the last few months bigging each other up and super seriously threatening to send troops in to Ukraine, but only to help little old ladies across roads and walk dogs, honest.

    And the good old USA of all fucking places predicted and warned Americans working and living in Russia about this exact fucking thing kicking off a while back.

    It's all very fucking sketchy. If this was just some rowdy ragheads, they're going to get so much virgin cock in Valhalla or wherever they go after they blow themselves up.

    Whoever they were, you have to admit it was a concerted effort on their part.

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  7. 39 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

    Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by  an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel.

    An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised.

    Our national interests need protection!

    I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric.

    Fuck off.

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  8. 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    I went to the restaurant in Paphos which, apparently, his "cousin" owns and, apparently, if I mentioned his name I'd get a discounted meal and drinks all night. I did this and all I got was "Walnut headed, son of a bitch poof. He go and fuck himself, innit". So a definite cunt 

    Was he bald, and sporting a distended prolapsed rectum. If so, Frank aint bullshitting.

  9. 10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

    Withers even bill fucking stickers with his very own front door would be welcomed back, I hope his student debt is killing him. 

    The only time the boy made me laugh was when he posted a photo of himself, New Years Eve 5 years ago, snorting a line of coke with a fifty note. He quickly removed it, but too late. If he ever returns, I will expose the little cunt for what he is.

    I hope he's dead.

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  10. 29 minutes ago, Eddie said:

    Frank I received an email from Decs, he will be making his triumphant return to the board on Saturday, you’ve been warned. 

     

     

    As if the site isn't in enough of a shit state as it is, without that cunt rocking up. I suppose it could be worse, it could be fucking Bubba returning.

  11. 2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

    It's all very well holding fire on asylum seeker benefits until they have x-amount of employment history, but rather like the vast (vast) majority of people in the UK I would much rather offer a job to a native Briton who has/whose family has paid into our system for decades (even if someone has left their home country as a political refugee). These people have more of a right to claim benefits for obvious reasons.

    And this brings me to the next point: the asylum seekers themselves. This is the very issue which needs to be seriously vetted. Single men with beards, for example, don't bring with them a positive vibe. Suffice to say, looking at some of the hirsute terrorists-in-waiting who've washed up on Kentish beaches in the past decade don't look like asylum seekers to me, RK. Many carry problems from the countries they are escaping from, together with a culture which adopts acid-throwing, machetes and zombie knives – and extreme sexism and homophobia. Men with kids or families, or men with a loving female in tow, bring with them a totally different prospect. For me, this is the 'border force' area which needs the most investment and scrutiny. Make the entrance requirements more tough.

    I know views on Rwanda are divided, but who on Earth would wish to enter the UK illegally with the prospect of being deported to a steaming Third World cunthole in the middle of Africa? I think it could – and should – work as a deterrent for those wishing to bring religious ideals and trouble to the UK. 

    The problem currently lies with our self-serving, short-termist and corrupt politicians who take little or no action. Just because the UK took more than its fair share of immigrants under EU Parliamentary legislation doesn't mean we need to keep accepting anymore now that Brexit is here. We can't bankroll anyone who just wants to stay here rent-free.

    Ditto.

  12. 3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

    And in the real world?

    People are afraid to speak up these days Eric, which is precisely why I love this shithole so much... one of the last online bastions of free speech.

    I have no problem saying fucking Blair hit the final nail in the coffin for this country, inviting mass immigration without asking the British people whether it was OK after they voted the cunt to power. Some democracy. His 'New Labour' government threw open Britain's borders to mass immigration to socially engineer a truly multicultural society, with short-term success, boosting the economy at the time and giving the BBC a free reign to bully and brand free-speakers as racists as it ruled the airways with an iron fist. This has lead to many of the long-term problems we see now. But it's not just the UK. It's all over Europe – including Sweden, Germany and Ireland. It's a disaster.

    Imo, there isn’t really much difference between mass immigration and invasion by force. Both ultimately overwhelm the host culture. This was always going to be a recipe for reaction on the part of those threatened by the cultural tsunami, which manipulative lefty shithouses such as the BBC perpetually attempt to cover up – yet they still attempt to enforce us to pay their outrageous fucking salaries!

    Behind every great man is a great woman, and of course Cherie can take credit for much of her hubby's 'success', while remaining one of few Caucasian women more ugly than 99% of the fuckpigs evolving from Cyprus.

    Ditto

  13. 5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

    I don't dislike you ELC, not really. If truth be known, I agree with much of what you say, and while others may not, someone with such a political bias isn't such a bad addition to the site. It's the manner with which you articulate yourself and your humourless one-sided views that get on my tits. But I would like to offer you a chance.

    So let's (briefly) proceed from our discussion from a few weeks ago, when you threw your toys out of the pram when I asked you a simple question. Remember, I'm white, British, and I generally loathe boatloads of Quran believers rocking up on our shores. I also empathise with someone like yourself who's a poorly educated, working-class Londoner (much like Frank), who's watched in horror as the capital of his country has been overrun by foreigners not democratically voted or accepted into society by the native demographic at large.

    Thus, approximately 7% of the UK population is Asian, of which about 3.7m are Muslim. With 67m people on this little string of islands, that's quite a lot of mosque-dwelling Mohammad worshippers, Bill Stickers among them, who are integrated into our society. To compare, take the wave of Irish immigrants shortly after WW1, many of whom were happy to make their lives here, the vast majority respecting our laws and way of life, generally wanting to get along. Not so with wave upon wave of more recent immigrants from the Middle East et al., many wishing to impose their uncompromising religious beliefs upon us, not respecting our heritage, ways of life and so on. (Worth noting here it's a minority which causes trouble.)

    3,700,000 is a lot of people to absorb into society, and "throwing them all out" would be both unfair and impossible.

    What is your suggestion?   

    Not one good laugh in any of the above. Try harder.

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  14. 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

    Denise Lewis 

    Enough saiddenise-lewis-naked-bikini-beauty.thumb.jpg.684789f51d5e8cdf3472a77e8af994b5.jpg

    You absolute stupid fucking waste of oxygen. Look around , and it might dawn on you that it is shite like this, that has destroyed this site. There is more life in my bollocks than on here. 

    Please just fuck off.

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  15. 9 hours ago, King Billy said:

    I think Stuart might be Alan Millyard. I’m wondering wether Henry Cole may have got pissed out of his nut and crashed one of Alans motorbikes?

    A wether is a castrated sheep or goat, you thick twat.

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  16. 37 minutes ago, Frank said:

    Clarkson sums it up and I wanted to slip the vid in before that little F1 flea wanker Roadkill tapped out five paragraphs or trite. 

    Any sports related matters to go through me, please. 

    I will certainly keep that in mind. Especially if I wish to comment on the 'Interacial Rimming & Felching' event at the Paris Olympics in July.

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