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Ollyboro

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About Ollyboro

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    The People Republic
  • Interests
    Kamikaze Cottaging, breast guesstimation, tampon removal, blood donation, arson, Simon Weston appreciation, confessional booth interference, pubic crocheting, amateur dramatics, involuntary euthanasia

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  1. Cunting jury service

    And also on the jury.......Jim Branning off Eastfackin'enders, and Cassandra off Rodney Trotter's anorexic face.
  2. RIP Eddie

    Truly gla....er... saddened by the news of Eddie's passing. He was just about better than Frank, which is the bare minimum anycunt should aim for. Perhaps that should serve as his epitaph. HERE LIES EDDIE HE JUST ABOUT ACHIEVED THE BARE MINIMUM. CUNT.
  3. Cunts who order gay curries

    Evening, Spunkers. I must admit I'm surprised that you're a curry fan. Do you prefer Prawn Pooey On Toss, or a bit of Ballsack Aloo? If forced to choose between Chicken Dupiarsehole, or Back Tickler Marsala, which hot Indian sauce would you gag over? You're a fucking disgrace.
  4. Daniella Hirst

    So you've worked on a biography of an iconic cultural figure. Who fucking hasn't? Check out the £1 section of your local The Works store. I'd be fucking surprised if you couldn't find a copy of FROM THE BLOOD MOORS TO BROADMOOR: MY JOURNEY. My seminal 2003 ghost written biography of Ian Brady (Shyster & McCann). It should have sold so much better, but getting the cunt out for book signings and appearances on Cunt And Judy proved problematic. Although the audio books did okay.
  5. Lamb

    No need to thank me. I just thought it was important for you to learn how to spell the word "Arsehole". It will save you time the next time you have to fill in an official form
  6. Lamb

    Can someone be pathetically sublime? Pathetic suggests being poor at something, whilst sublime suggests the exact opposite. Mind you, you've spelled "arsehole" incorrectly, so perhaps you're not the right person to ask.
  7. Lamb

    Due to your previous fucking output, I assume the phrase "nice slow-roasted lamb shank" is rhyming slang for an unhurried wank in an effeminate, woolly onesie? And you do this with mash and a tin of peas. Fucking degenerative.
  8. Put Up, Or Shut Up.

    Well, well....we are all antisocial cunts, aren't we? But come on, put up, or shut up. What's the most misanthropic thing you've done of late? I'll go first. At my brother-in-law's recent wedding there were about 80 guests - mainly Scottish cunts. Each one of whom must have taken about 100 fucking photos. There was also an official photographer going around and annoying me. On top of which there was a "CRAZY" photo booth, where cunts could go and put "funny wigs etc" on and take photos of themselves being bigger cunts. So, it's fair to say there were thousands of photos taken. Most of which have been posted on the Bride's Facebook page. My Mother-in-law has scoured every photo and I can proudly announce that I appear on precisely ........(drumroll)....... .........None. Not even the official shot of about 20 of the family (I deliberately stood behind a lanky Jock cunt for that one). Oh, and at the end of the night I flatly refused to join in with "I'll Take The Fucking Highroad". Cunts.
  9. Proof that some men are utter cunts

    Get with the programme, Scotty Lad. Haven't you worked out Spunker's code yet? Every time the twisted little fruit uses the word 'Golf' he means 'Cock'. So, a round of golf = a round of cock. A golf club = a club full of cock. A golf course = a cock course ie a lay-by. Golf waterproofs = a condom. A golf tee = a cock beverage ie sperm.
  10. People who are a "bit of a character"

    Absolutely. Can you remember Steve Harrison, erstwhile England coach under the late, gre..er, mediocre Graham Taylor? His party piece was to perch on the edge of a wardrobe and expertly shit into a cup on the floor. John Barnes reckoned it boosted team morale no end. Naturally the FA sacked the dirty cunt. If I'm not mistaken Millwall and Crystal Palace sacked him for the same reason. If anything sums up the lamentable state of coaching in this country surely it's valuing the ability to shit in a cup off a wardrobe above actually coaching football.
  11. Frank's Funeral Arrangements

    Hoop Lane. How apt. Frank was a massive hoop.
  12. New GAYDAR AI

    Fuck me, BDS, I haven't seen such a poorly received introduction to the Corner since Ian Huntley joined and nominated 'Prick Teasing Pre-Teens'. You appear to be as welcome as Rolf fucking Harris in a birthing pool. Do fancy going for a drink?
  13. Our Future Prime Minister

    One of the problems with Islam is that there's no central authority, like the Pope, to keep the cunts in line and tell them who to hate. Instead, there's thousands of cunts running mosques giving their own interpretation of the Koran. As a white Protestant I consider myself lucky to have the Archbish of Cant and Her Maj to give me guidance. Although, unlike Liz, I'd never let a dying Greek ponce stick one up my shitter (insert own Frank gag). So what Johnny Muzz needs is a sort of Pope. Who better but ex-Pope Ratzinger? He's been at a loose end since he knocked the poping game on the head. And he already hates poofs and Jews AND can supply one of his old poping dresses for his new Superimam uniform. I wrote to Abu Hamza at Belmarsh prison asking for 1) His opinion on the subject, and 2) Asking if he'd be free to join the Nunthorpe Players in their Christmas panto of Peter Pan. Alas, it appears the mad cunt was extradited years ago.
  14. Our Future Prime Minister

    Britain shouldn't worry too much about Islam in general. It'll go the way of Christianity. It'll become something observed through traditions rather than a blanket belief. Obviously the security services need to watch arseholes like Choudary, and yes, there are more radicalised arseholes than previously. But the flip side of this is: Do more Muslim girls go to university, and go on to have careers? Do more Muslim boys go out drinking with white mates? Do more Muslims marry outside Islam? I think so, and these Muslims will bring up the next generation with little interest in the medieval practices of a bunch of mountain dwelling goat herders.
  15. Our Future Prime Minister

    By 2050? He'll never achieve all that by ten to nine. Stupid cunt.
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