Frank

Fuck off my thread you idiot.

You can hide… https://ibb.co/qpBc60t

You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely.

Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before. Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you.

And that may be all you need to know.

I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48.

Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?

To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer. I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10.

I owe you an apology, DC. If anything, I was a little envious of you having a son of similar age to mine who can pay their own fucking way. I'm sorry.

Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son. Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot.

For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!

@Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee.

I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this.

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue.

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

Idiot.

Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor. I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules.

Noted.

Answer the question.

Do you feel that way about a young man’s inside leg?..