Alf I’m at the in-laws in Bourge Saint Maurice about to enjoy a poulet chapon.. a big breasted castrated chicken. What are your plans over the next few days?
No shame at all, ape. I can picture you humming the baseline to Sam Sang’s ‘emotion’ into poor Mrs A’s earhole whilst standing behind her, forcefully pulling on her lower jaw.
We’ve been over this, revend. Not only is Barry one of the country’s most successful songwriters, he’s also a wonderful musician, producer, and all round beautiful man. And he did this with Bee..
Ape I’m in some faux fancy hotel/restaurant in Dorset.. table for one. When seated, they removed my imaginary companion’s Christmas cracker.
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