Frank

Reported. Rule 7, 9 and 12.

If you're not banned by this time tomorrow, I'll never post on here again.

I was very briefly joint first along with Eric earlier this evening. I consider that a victory. He then posted something that I was obliged to like, which obviously kept him ahead. Fair enough... credit where it's due etc. What is not fair, is you being hell-bent on keeping EC afloat. He's a man of integrity and certainly won't appreciate your Scouse bullshit. @Mrs Roops kindly have a word in this wanker's ear. He's just awarded EC five consecutive likes in a deliberate attempt to manipulate the leaderboard.

That's the best thing about it. You don't know it's happening.

There's not much else you can do. Your dopey arse has been truly snookered today, Raasters. Lol lol... LOLZ.

No you don't!

On the contrary. To deny a natural talent and allow it to go unrewarded is no better. It's a thankless task keeping you wankers entertained.

If you look back at Wolfie's immediate response to that post, you'll see that 'bear' was spelt correctly. I then changed it, expecting DC to bite. My goodness I love this site!

It's all reciprocal bollocks amongst three of four punters... KB being the worst offender.

Thank you, but It’s not for me, EC. I should make one last push for DC, but I know that’s what he wants. Everyone loves an underdog.

That’s a little unfair, Ape. Both EC and Wolfie have garnered me with far more likes than P in recent months.

The above screams that my last post was enough. Let’s call a truce.

I’m no Decimus, and neither do I possess the intellect to top the leaderboard. However, it does beg the question of how Eric Cuntman manages to sit up there week on end. For sure I like him, but he hasn’t said anything funny or meaningful for a long, long time.. years. What’s going on?

I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc. I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top.

Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot! I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong?

I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what an idiot you are.

Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral! As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍

You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz.

Thank you, I'll bare that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities.

Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%. Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets.

Understandable if you live in 3-bed-semi in Colindale and your neighbour drives a Luton-van-for-DPD. My driveway in Wiltshire is over-half-a-mile long. People can park where they like, willy-nilly.

I'm still looking at that 8k 168cm JLD pic that appears to be hung in a dwarfs care home. I'll come back to you.