Bubba C

It's game over Francis, you're done, you spindly legged spastic.

Utter fucking idiot.

After reading this pile of shit, Proper, I've realised what I'm sure you did when you finished typing it, and that's the fact Spotter could've delivered it with more flair than you ever could. Are you unwell?

Rattled.

Shut up.

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Not good, quince, in fact, I'd have you on a par with Pen after posting this shit. Up your game.

Not quite, but I'm fighting fire with fire here. Or in this case, idiot with simpleton. How's tricks? I've missed your oily presence slithering about the place. Did you know quince was released?

Dylan, is that you?

friday haha rav 4 spanked new moter 4 burrn up hello jonh gotta the new moter HAHA no womans no fucking kids fuck off on bus. fuckers HEHE broom broom weeeee Idiot.

Fair point, and oddly out of likes - probably the time difference. If the only discernible difference between the two protagonists is the colour of their clothes, the littleuns are fucked when Matalan have their next sale.

Fuck me, what is that shit? Slenderman, not frank, everyone knows what that HIV ravaged faggot Kleftiko is. I was flicking through the channels a few weeks back and came across a (incorrectly labelled) documentary about the so-called phenomenon (again, Slenderman, not frank). What a pile of absolute fucking shit (for the avoidance of doubt, both Slenderman and frank). What a pair of make believe, stupid fucking cunts who'd make the world a better by place by not being in it.

Alright lads?

What's a splitarse?