Bubba C

To me, to you. Garlic bread? Boring old slag

I’m fucking dreadful. What does that make withers?

Now then, now then. Shut up, you irrelevant imbecile.

You’re the best on here, wiz. You always knew this, I always knew this. You just needed some gentle coaching. Now look at you-the big swinging cock of CC, putting withers to the sword. Daddy would’ve been proud.

Withers?

Here lies @Witheredscrote, the most hated cunt to ever slither along the dank CC corridors. Say hi to Ding and MikeFuckingD, in hell, you insipid, oily worm.

Tbh, Eric, I had a splendid time. I strolled around the corner, cock in hand without a care in the world. Now I know all you perverted voyeurs were watching me from the bushes, I feel slightly uneasy. An erection in tight trousers will do that to a man.

Fascinating.

I always thought you were a disgusting specimen, neil; a true pimple on the arsehole of humanity. I didn’t think you could sink any lower, but I’ve been proven wrong - you drink lattés? You disgraceful fucking cunt.

Drew? Fuck right off.

But at least I can order them to make me a coffee. #mikeytoo

Double meaning.

@Witheredscrote, I wish you were dead.

You say “tomatoe”, I say “you stupid fucking cunt”. Good morning.

Moby-dly Obese Dick. Fank you and g’night.