Bubba C

Fuck off.

Aside from the atrocious spelling and grammar, I liked this.

Who is this ‘pete’? And what happened to that cotswold stone mong? Nice to see frank’s family are dying though.

Eric, what’s going on here? I’ve got pins and needles from sitting on the bog for so long, looking for something entertaining on the corner. Worse still, that hideous faux-French fuck is still breathing.

I was talking to Stubby, fuck off.

Stubby, who the fuck was this?

Shut up.

Stubby?

Vroom, vroom, weeeeee.

Utterly dreadful. You’re obviously the thick yank fuck who’s sullying the sacred CC halls. I think you’re done here

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he does earth-downs.

There’s a yank and a frog on the corner? What the fuck has been going on here?

You misspelt ‘punters’, you filthy old cunt. Good evening.

Ding?