Bubba C

I don't have a phone plugged into my landline, you archaic cunt. Did you fail the credit check at Carphone Warehouse and have to leave with a Pay as You Go mobile which you can't afford to top up? Idiot

He's got bollocks, yes, but if he is to take sides in the impending war, he shall need some toughening up first. Don't want any flag waving whoopsies in our ranks, or Frenchmen as they're more commonly known. This should keep you going, you soft cunt..... There once was a cunt called Bill Whose love for his fellow man was nil He resides on CC, hates Mike fucking D And wishes Ding would pop a cyanide pill

Fascinating. Soft cunt.

I'm tempted to take it back, just to play with what's left of his tiny mind. Although I'll probably get told off for being a big meanie. I think I'll leave it with him, for now, the uncertainty as to whether he remains on 2,001 or 2,000 may be enough to send him into a shit-smearing meltdown.

Dear, oh dear, oh dear. Bill, BILL!! We've got a live one here.

Done. I don't give a fuck.

I don't know this cunt, but I'm guessing he's a similar vile specimen as that Call Centre show prick, Nev. His business made money from hocking whatever slimy wares it could, preying on the old and vulnerable for the most part. I believe his business has entered administration with ex employees chasing him for outstanding wages and threats of physical violence. In keeping with having at least a slight dose of abuse, I doubt Manky suffers with cold-calling, as the technologically retarded caveman probably uses 2 cans connected by string. Ahthankyouverymuch. Now, back on topic, a barely acceptable nom, even if it appears to have been typed up by a window-licking pleb using an etch-a-sketch.

Yes, you fucking are, you fucking stupid cunt.

Good work, Quincy.

Good work, Quincy.

Sort yourself out Bill, a man of your cuntish calibrate should be doing lines the size of giant toblerones for breakfast, pussy.

Is this a cunningly self-deprecating sarcastic post, or are you just a stupid cunt? I'm leaning towards option 2.

Don't fucking lie, nobody would rather live in Manchester, nobody, well, maybe some Syrian refugees perhaps. But just wait until Alf Garnett, sorry, Manky, finds out, then the gravy will really hit the fan.

Only if it is produced in a 'Frankie says' style.

Withers, you lame excuse for a human. Why must you insist on sticking your silly froggy head into situations such as this? I don't understand, you are half French and half Welsh (correct me if wrong, I give but a passing glance at your posts), so if Welsh abuse is your modus operandi, Is it but some odd form of self-harm? Secondly, a Frenchman trying to abuse people from another country is a little rich, is it not? On my recent trip to London, the worst, without any trace of doubt, people I encountered, were the French. What a disgusting race they are; the rude, smelly, ignorant cunts, truly awful people.

I'd like to add in dirty fuckers who don't pick up their dog shit, the filthy, lazy, cunts.

This has been done too often, Manky, you repetitious cunt. I'm guessing you think Wales was the only area affected by mines being closed? You may wish to get an education before trying to insult others. Oops, 50 years too late, you boring old cunt.

Still, better than trying to nail gravy to an over-protruding forehead, as your parents often did

Fascinating.

You might want to tone it down, Neil. You'll give Manky his annual erection with stories about dirty, hairy dogs. Or lasses/ducks/wives as they call them in that derelict shitstain area of the country.

I'm with the destitute Northerner on this, my dog is the dogs bollocks, shit pun intended. He's chilled out, comes to the pub and sits quietly with me, doesn't cost much to feed and keep and is always happy to see me. I once had a present 'from' the dog, I put a swift end to all that nonsense with the wife and let her off with a verbal warning.

What do you mean, would?

Devastating news. Although it is good to have your deranged-self posting bollocks, rather than the stupid cunts you left running the Quincy Institute for Dumb Cunts whilst away on your travels.

Maybe you shouldn't have done it with your cock out?

I fear this is not the original Quim posting? Would you be so kind as to give the keyboard back and fuck off back to your crayons?