Bubba C

I never thought it’d be possible to confuse someone who doesn’t post much with eric, whose rate of posts would put full smack mode Jazz to shame. Are you ill?

*letting agent. The lowest of the low.

You think you can clean your flat better than a professional? I love how someone even called him out on it. What a absolute rat.

Fuck

RIP, alf, you boring, boat-delivering cunt

Jesus fucking Christ.

I hate 3rd generation filth like you, Eduardo, but for the purposes of cunting anyone in advertising, I’ll stomach an agreement. Have you seen the Debenhams advert? With a white woman hostage in a marriage; what appears to be a special needs child, and half-caste piece of shit dancing around and hugging like the ending of It’s A Wonderful Life. I want them all (and you) dead.

Whilst @Dave’s shit obsession was unearthed during my self-imposed hiatus, and I have no desire to revisit or understand it, I have absolutely no doubt that he’s a vile pervert who I wish was dead.

Alright, lads?

Go ahead, you stupid fucking cunt.

Did she see his tie?

You sound like my ex wife. Who, much like you, I despise with every fibre of my being.

Apparently he was instrumental in the rise of Red Bull Leipzig, fuck me. So he spent a cunt full of cash to play catch up to the only decent team in the Bundesliga; and, he’s so fucking amazing that his trophy haul for his talent and tenure there was the kraut equivalent of the Coca fucking Cola cup, probably the year Bayern put out their under-21 team whilst they were busy winning the champions league. As a City fan, the grin on my face is ear to fucking ear reading about this joke of a Salford club. Fergie is a red-nosed cunt who, probably (as I do) wishes he was dead.

A bald Snatch.

I’m happy to go bionic. Robocunt.

I’ve had steroids in the front, back and soon, the bicep. They only last about 6-8 weeks before I’m in agony again.

@The Beastcould probably clear this up after he’s finished trawling the daily mail for more evidence of his bacofoil-sponsored theories.

Think they’re just chopping the cunt off and fixing a bionic wanking spanner on with any luck. I’ve had steroid injections, hydrodilatation, physio, massages, the aforementioned cupping, but it’s still a massive bastard. I never thought the simple act of putting a dressing gown on could induce so much fucking pain.

It’s an absolute fucking cunt. My shoulder is literally fucked. Frozen shoulder, bursitis, torn rotator and a damaged bicep. Been fucked for the best part of 3 years, and now going private for surgery to try and get some of it fixed. Luckily it’s my non-wanking arm or I’d be fucking tamping. The one thing that I found helps more than physio, heat and ice, is cupping (of the shoulder, not the balls). Find a good massage/sports therapist and see if they do cupping. You’ll look like a northerner’s wife after it due to the bruising, but fuck me is it worth it.

Soppy cunt.

I’m glad you posted an apology for stating that the vaccine is responsible for every footballer who hits the deck. Now, moving on to more pressing matters, I’ve got frozen shoulder and it’s killing me. As the third most qualified medical expert on here after lcs and king billy, what do you recommend? (I’ll await numerous suggestions of ways to kill myself from the less educated members).

And in all the preceding years before someone fucked a bat or whatever happened?

What’s your end game, cillian?

Absolutely fucking not. What about the footballers hitting the deck pre-covid?

Quoting daily hate mail articles (which are tenuous at best) to back you up? Is that hat too tight, you daft cunt?