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Monumental cunt

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About Monumental cunt

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    Unequivocal Cunt
  • Birthday 01/01/1967

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    Male
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    The most expensive stone clad council house on the sink estate in darkest Gloucestershire
  • Interests
    Hating millenialists, immigrants who sponge of the state, all politicians, lazy British people who cannot out perform a foreign person in the job market, feminists who are turning women into self indulged over zealous self righteous cunts, every single propaganda story that comes out of the BBC and every single equal rights policy that bends it so it’s not equal rights it unequal rights and this purculates down through society, people get a job because they are gay or black not because they are good at the job. Women in football tv pundit studios, wtf.
  1. Monumental cunt

    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    Thing is Pansy wanzy nobady has actually told any of you diddy coys that the border wall is going to be built just north of Cork. That should sort you lot out.
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    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    Nah mate....I figure we will get a quote off a couple of lads in a transit van to do it for us on the cheap one weekend. It will look like the West Bank of the Gaza Strip. Hadrians wall is getting a refurb as well as part of the deal as the lads have a bit of spare concrete and tarmac in da van.
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    Fixed odd betting online

    Nah I think he’s just sounded his £185 a week wage on Vagas Slots and his Mrs is due home any minute. So he’s going to have to work a triple shift next week to pay for the 50p electric box and some cheap frozen shit from Farm Foods.
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    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    Nah, he doesn’t have a passport. The pale skinned, red haired, bog washer. Hard border, concrete wall and razor wire just like in Gaza, for his lot south of the bog. plus his caravan is a static!
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    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    I remember The art Hon Micheal Foot, MP, leader of the Labour Party a few years back looking like a bag man had breached security at the Cenotaph. He lost the election by a landslide as people could not take the guy seriously either. i am a northern monkey who should vote Labour, Labour, Labour. However, having just had Tory Tony, the unelected one eyed Scottish cunt, the public school boy Wallace a gromit look alike career politician and now this fucking communist, terrorist supporting beardy weirdly to vote for, I’d rather have Teresa May the porn star in charge. This Corbin cunt would sell us down the river in any Brexit negotiation and as for foreign policy he would arrange flights into Heathrow for Hezzbola, Izal, IRA, Black Panthers, Isis, and any other muzzer nutter group.
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    Fixed odd betting online

    Betting is a vice, just like drugs, drink, cigs and whores. Let’s put adverts on the Telly for all of them shall we. Is that your persuasive arguement? society has just moved on from ciggy adverts being banned. Idiots want drugs to be made legal. Could you imagine being bombarded with adverts for Mamba every five seconds, like these betting cunt adverts. Drink is the lesser of all evils in moderation, so society lets that be a choice of personal liberty. where do you stand on Whores advertising on TV? Same as betting?
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    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    Deepthroating Lenny
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    Fixed odd betting online

    The thing is, these betting adverts are getting to saturation point. only a few years ago a bookies could not openly advertise, indeed you could not even be able to see inside a bookies shop and the door had to remain closed. now these thick cunts can blow their weeks wages on slot machines whilst doing a line sat playing xbox on a Friday night, then come rob your house at 3 am to claim more benefits. thats the problem.
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    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    Ahhhhhh that’s why he got the knighthood. For fucking Dawn French. Of course.
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    Fixed odd betting online

    So the Minister for Sport and bizarrely Betting Machines has resigned.....and fucking good on her.....she has stood up for her principals. The Gowvernment and some MPs being accused of delay tactics in bringing forward proposals to drop the limit from £100 to £2. They say that if they did this right away, like they fucking should !!!! The betting companies will lose £1.6 Billion in revenue over the next year. The accusation being that some filthy grubby MP cunts have their own business interests at heart in delaying this change. The windfall tax on such betting far outstrips the benefits from Brexit being the other arguement I suppose. What a boom for the chancellor. A few goes on Ant and Decs lucky dip and we can afford a new aircraft carrier. Sponsored by Bet Victor. Greedy Betting Company cunts.
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    Guess the next tax

    Fags, booze, kebabs, nail bars, Sky TV, the only thing they have not tax the poor on yet ...and they should.... is third children to separate fathers. Let’s say that adds £5000 a year to their tax bill, or taken off their family credit. All of a sudden the Unfit mother and a whore scum population will be swallowing a lot more muck to avoid the tax.
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    Guess the next tax

    This would blow a hole in the budget.
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    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    Sir Lenny Henry....what a brilliant sign of a diverse culture rewarding one of its top entertainers for his work on film, stage and tv over the past four decades. His parts in Tiswas, Opportunity knocks and endless charity red nose days live long in the memory as classic moments in British Tv. I suppose He deserves his knighthood as he went onto further his career doing films like, Apocolyspe now, The Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Shaft, Tango, Pulp Fiction and The Premier In Ads. He looks the same in all of them if you ask me.
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    Telemachus Orfanos

    I always find The Boy in the Striped Pajamas a good family watch.
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    Young Blokes Shaving Their Armpits and Bodies

    I think it may be something to do with all the porn they watch from a young age. They see all these Californian guys banging these young girls and they are all shaved. So in their defense there may be some credit to the young guys who shave in order to be more attractive to the young sluts of today. Can anyone carbon date when woman started shaving their muff? When I was growing up in the 1970s and 80s. A woman’s muff was like a Hipsters Beard. Then I suppose by the early 90s they started having a Brazilian. I think someone should claim a study grant from the government and do a report and public inquiry into when it became fashionable and why Pubic hair is now shaved.
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