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Monumental cunt

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About Monumental cunt

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  • Birthday 01/01/1967

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    Cotswolds away from all the city cunts only to find they all live here but only at weekends like migrant cunts with money
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    Nothing really interests me any more......but I do enjoy the occasional smirk when someone inadvertently does something that lets their fucking goody two shoes middle class halo slip to expose them and makes them look a cunt
  1. Monumental cunt

    Shape of things to come

    Agreed. This will be a very slow process. It will take about ten years for things to really be noticeably different. I don’t see any deal being a bad one. If it’s soft brexit we will basically have a deal similar in many respects to what we have now but a bit more control. So about half will be happy slightly more than half will not be totally happy. If we have a hard brexit or no deal I think it will mean the E U will be forced back to the table quite quickly to negotiate terms slightly more favorable to us. Particularly if Italy are also at the renegotiating table for their member ship. Which is highly likely. But again the cogs will not really change overnight. Neither side can totally ignore the other and a compromise of sorts will always be worked out, one way or the other over a period of years after the initial shit fight. Of course setting out the EU laws on queuing in line would be top of the list if Stickers was negotiating, using his History degree education to pin point the more serious subjects and to get us the best deal on how many French are allowed to jump que at customs.
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    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    No.. there used to be something called customer service which bred customer loyalty. Now the business model is all about asking the question.... How much can we get done for free by the fucking thick cunts that shop at our spartan employee less inconvenience store. If you want to sit at home masterbating and playing fortnight, I get it that you will buy everything on line and have it delivered. However, for those who are more traditional shoppers, who bump into friends.....that’s friends....not digital followers......we have a social chat and catch up whilst we shop. It’s a life experience thing. Your generation prefers to live a digital life, and not really talk to anyone ever. The corporates are exploiting this and forcing soleless machines upon customers, turning them into unpaid employees. And you fucking agree with it like a cunt. I think it’s terrible.
  3. Did you sleep with my Mrs after the Argentina game? Sound suspiciously similar fluffing technique. They must all learn it in domestic science at Wing Wong school. Either that, or they both worked the same Brass House.
  4. You get what you deserve. Thank fuck, cunts like me sorted out the vote situation. At lease a fully loaded Pak Airways flight hadn’t just landed as well. Those cunts use magic carpets to jump ques.
  5. So did you abduct them and kill them dead? I haven’t heard any report on the news so I think you have got away with it. She probably won’t notice for a few days and then will just keep claiming the family allowance and be better off, not giving a shit where her two spunk stains are. It is one of my fucking pet hates, right up there with cunts who let there kids run around in pubs, and cunts who let there kids down from the table in a restaurant and fucking use other people’s tables as a climbing frame and hide and seek game. All while they sit in comparative undisturbed part of the restaurant. In such circumstances, staff and other customers should be able to either chop fingers off and send them back to the table with digits missing, or drop scolding food and drink all over their little darlings heads, stripping the skin off their faces permanently. That should do the trick and bring them into line. Alternatively six inch nails could be hammered through their thighs into the chair and electric current applied via cable and crocodile clips to the mains. Or am I getting a bit over the top with this hate of bad behavior? Too much? Or deserved?
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    Le French......all cunts

    I was born in Oldham Royal Hospital, which makes me about as French as a Holland’s meat and potatoe pie. So Iam a totally different sort of cunt to a Frenchman. More of a Northern Rasist Monkey, than a Surrender Monkey.
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    Le French......all cunts

    No... it’s just something that needed a debate. Something you fail to do with EVERY Nom on here. Do join in sometime Ape, I do actually think if you engaged more on the TOPIC it would be quite good. You show flashes of top cuntdom, only to let yourself down by simply attacking the person behind the Nom. Attack or support the Nom, that’s what this website is about really. Ok.
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    Le French......all cunts

    I thought that was just the Americans?
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    Le French......all cunts

    Yes, I tend to agree. Upon reflection ALL of them are indeed cunts.
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    Le French......all cunts

    Speak English boy !
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    Le French......all cunts

    I’d rather drink the warm piss off a thrush infected Parisian whore. Old Speckled hen is a mans drink, Stella is for poofs and the affected.
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    Erectile disfunctionin older gents

    I agree... I was way too wide of the mark with the lard arse demographic. Advertising on fast food baxes, 3 litre fizzy drinks bottles, chip shop walls and at the benefits Centre. Maybe one or two adverts on social media, maybe on Hungry House and Dominos. That should cover it. Mad men, fuck em, it’s a piece of piss this advertising lark. Know your fat cunt.
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    Le French......all cunts

    The French....all cunts? Debate.
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    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    That’s top work.