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Monumental cunt

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About Monumental cunt

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    Epic Cunt
  • Birthday 01/01/1967

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    Male
  • Location
    Cotswolds away from all the city cunts only to find they all live here but only at weekends like migrant cunts with money
  • Interests
    Nothing really interests me any more......but I do enjoy the occasional smirk when someone inadvertently does something that lets their fucking goody two shoes middle class halo slip to expose them and makes them look a cunt
  1. Rural Policing

    After being broken into and having three fucking gypsy pikey cunts walk round my house downstairs at 4 am stealing my car keys and driving off in my car, the police did next to fuck all. Several other properties broken into, one whilst the man was mowing his lawn, they simply walked past him on the way out and waved a knife in his face. Police did nothing. Spate of robberies again this week, gypsy pykies don't care if you are away or in the house. They know that the nearest police car is possibly 15 miles away and they even set up diversion incidents in town centre fights to draw the police away from other thieving bastard activities elsewhere at the same time the snidey cunts. All rural police should be given old military helicopter gun ships to replace their panda cars and tracker devices to hunt down any uninsured, unregistered car on the roads at night and machine gun the shit out of it. However they are more likely to wait for you coming out the pub and breath testing you for having a sherry triffle for dessert.....get your fucking priorities right you dibbles! I tested well under the limit and had drunk two diet cokes. I asked the young cuntstable if he would be waiting behind my garden gate later that evening to catch the cunt who was walking around the garden looking into the shed window the other day whilst I was out. He said no police patrols tour the area after 11 pm because of cost cutting .....and so they are reactive to any situation, waiting in their station for a call rather going looking for the robbing cunts. The wicker man needs to be built again for this cuntstable fucking useless.
  2. Little cunts who throw acid

    Latest fucking craze to pop out of the metropolis shit hole of the world immigrants with the big clock is little cunts throwing acid. Not at each other is the shame, they are throwing it at delivery drivers. One young pizza guy had acid thrown in his face almost killing him and blinding him for sure because they wanted to knock his fucking scooter ! The fucking cheap bastards ! What the fuck is coming to this world? This is what happens when you let a fucking load of spear chucking cunts and square head kosovos into the country. Moral compass off the fucking scale. I dare anybody defend such utter cuntish behaviour. Savages
  3. Comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt

    Actually my saving will earn more interest now. I have no mortgage of course at my age. Lucky me then. fuck you cunt. i will think of you as I spend the extra 0.25% on something nice......... the left side of a twix bar is in my price range now.
  4. Comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt

    Your Drink Bleach profile picture is very provocative and bullying people into suicide is not clever. You are a proper little cunt aren't you.
  5. People far too emotionally invested in their dogs.

    Indeed.
  6. Delicate cunting snowflakes

    All part of the millennialist children's world of soppy cuntish behaviour nazis, who demand that everyone has an opinion we have to listen to and no one can be good at anything. No one can be a leader or show talent. We all have to be inclusive and give equal opportunities and positively discriminate against anyone who is in the majority in favour of all minorities. The BBC is at the epicentre of this type of diluted shite equal opportunities crap. Liberalist schools and all public authorities are riddled with such policies and behaviour. In 25 years time the next generation will all be emancipated, limp wristed, suicidal, mixed up, fucked up queens who are fucking unemployable and useless at fucking everything.
  7. Cunts That Attend Events And Video Rather Than Watch

    Ape...once in a while I stop continually hating your very existence, I set aside all my utter disinterest in anything you do or say, and I actually like a nomination you do. This is one of those moments ! Cunts who foresake actually experiencing an event, standing and watching it, and who would rather film it via a 2 inch screen are fucking cunts. What ever happened to just living the moment. Exellent nom, now back to normal....you are a cunt
  8. Comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt

    Fuck me...how did you know I drink at the Duck and Feather? Genuinely. It's now called the Fuzzy Duck since some gastro pub cunts took it over. No exotics in this neck of the woods. "darkie" is a rascist comment that would get me coolered for 6 months. Of course you being a rascist but also gay let's you off.
  9. Meghan Markle

    You bore me Ape ! Go away.
  10. Meghan Markle

    The latter comment stands. I thank you
  11. Meghan Markle

    Good god you are thick. Touché
  12. Outsourcing

    If a Polak can travel to the uk and speaking a second language or not even speaking it at all, can do your job. Then you deserve all the shit you get. What the fuck did you do at school all those years?
  13. Cristiano Ronaldo

    Man City.....hence the Support for Ronaldo being a considered one with him once being a red scum bag. saw messi stroll around the pitch for his £500,000 a week last season when we beat them at home in the chimps league. Lazy corn beef eating shit. 3 v 1
  14. People far too emotionally invested in their dogs.

    No. Just making the point that anyone with a dog is a cunt. Simple as that really.
  15. People far too emotionally invested in their dogs.

    Dogs are dog.....fucking useless noise boxes that shit. Fucking hate anyone with a dog immediatly. Yapping cunts
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