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About Hector

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  • Birthday 08/01/1907

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    Pissing against a lamp post.
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    Not being dead.

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  1. Hector

    Let us spray

    I suspect the 'mess' they left behind made for some interesting graffiti.
  2. Hector

    Cunts that name their cars

    My flaccid attempt at humour has landed me squarely on my arse. I'm done on here.
  3. Hector

    Cunts that name their cars

    I name my cars after the three letters on the number plate. My car of late is called Neil – Fucking Arse Wipe.
  4. Hector

    Northern Rail

    But true. If they can't get the railways right - and judging by history, they never fucking will - by far the best thing to do would be to rip up the tracks and tarmac the sodding lot. Emptying the bank accounts of the major share holders could finance the above plan. Then shooting the bastards dead would round off the project nicely. I've got it all sussed.
  5. Dear Tubby Fuck off. You caant.
  6. Who said it was a log?
  7. Bubba, I thought you may like to know, I've been for a fucking great long shit.
  8. Hector

    Santa Claus

    He is a fat cunt but I agree with Wanky: he's Father Christmas. Now fuck off the lot of you. You're all cunts. Fuck off.
  9. Hector

    Blue Planet Cunt

    I’ve just watch a few minutes of Blue Planet II and that cunt Attenborough articulated the word toona not just once but half a dozen times. I’m aware some on here dislike him but when the likes of Attenborough speak of toona in lieu of tuna then all has gone to fuckery. Local dialect and yokelism dictate I say choona and not t-you-na, but this does not abrogate Attenborough of his duties as a senior broadcaster to get it right. I was slightly miffed when Bernard Hill announced himself on American TV as Ber-nard recently. I let this go without breaking his legs but this latest act of blasphemy is fucking outrageous and the cunt needs to be butchered and canned in whale piss. Mr Polly was a cunt.
  10. Hector

    Jimmy Summerville.

    "You're once, twice, three times a lady...' I thought they were black!
  11. Hector

    Having a scrotty itchy arse crack

    May I direct you both to the post in ‘Cunts who order gay curries’….. where the delightful @Quincy Cockfingers quite rightly pulled me up for an unforgivable spelling error and shove your irony and your geography lessons up your respective arseholes. Quincy Cockfingers Unequivocal Cunt Members 1,680 5,432 posts Report post Posted Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking clicking cunt. bretheren Learn more about this spelling brethren Learn more about this spelling Definition of brethren in English: brethren archaic plural of brother PLURAL NOUN 1Fellow Christians or members of a male religious order. See also brother (sense 2 of the noun) ...and Punkape, while we are at it, headings and titles generally require capital letters except for conjunctions, articles and prepositions. Fuck off.
  12. Hector

    Having a scrotty itchy arse crack

    You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt.
  13. Hector

    Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    ...and she's still fuck ugly.
  14. Hector


    I know, I know, Neil. This is not the first time I have fallen for this particular machination in recent weeks. I’m done on here.
  15. Hector


    You want fucking decking for writing this shit.