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About Hector

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  • Birthday 08/01/1907

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    Pissing against a lamp post.
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    Not being dead.

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  1. Jimmy Summerville.

    "You're once, twice, three times a lady...' I thought they were black!
  2. Having a scrotty itchy arse crack

    May I direct you both to the post in ‘Cunts who order gay curries’….. where the delightful @Quincy Cockfingers quite rightly pulled me up for an unforgivable spelling error and shove your irony and your geography lessons up your respective arseholes. Quincy Cockfingers Unequivocal Cunt Members 1,680 5,432 posts Report post Posted Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking clicking cunt. bretheren Learn more about this spelling brethren Learn more about this spelling Definition of brethren in English: brethren archaic plural of brother PLURAL NOUN 1Fellow Christians or members of a male religious order. See also brother (sense 2 of the noun) ...and Punkape, while we are at it, headings and titles generally require capital letters except for conjunctions, articles and prepositions. Fuck off.
  3. Having a scrotty itchy arse crack

    You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt.
  4. Good final lines to a novel

    Reader, I murdered him.
  5. Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    ...and she's still fuck ugly.
  6. Decking

    I know, I know, Neil. This is not the first time I have fallen for this particular machination in recent weeks. I’m done on here.
  7. Decking

    You want fucking decking for writing this shit.
  8. Roger Hodgson's a cunt.
  9. Cunts who order gay curries

    My hard work...all in vain... Shit
  10. Cunts who order gay curries

    Fuck it.
  11. Cunts who order gay curries

    They are all Johnny Foreignor shit-eating cunts on here, Drew. I'm glad - yes, I'm fucking glad - you showed these cunts some fucking sense. I hope they all catch projectile arse diarrhoea and die of shit related aids. And, Drew, do fuck off.
  12. Cunts who order gay curries

    That’s much better than your previous effort when you almost cut me in two, you arse-licking, turd-burglar of a cunt.
  13. Cunts who order gay curries

    Cunts eat curries. Foreign shit. Looks like shit. Tastes like shit. Eaten by shits. Cooked by cunts who wash their hands in shit. Fucking shit.
  14. Catholics

    ...and it helps to make ale and can also sink battleships. (Though, to keep speed with Eric, sea water is in fact H2o but with quantities of other compounds)
  15. Catholics

    Had I written 'someone with a broad knowledge of various things,' it might have given the game away straight away. Fucking hell, Eric.