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About Hector

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    Fuck Knows
  • Birthday 08/01/1907

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    Pissing against a lamp post.
  • Interests
    Not being dead.

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  1. Bogrolls that refuse to start

    Perhaps you could dispense with the bog roll....and everything that goes in between... and flush youself down the fucking shitter.
  2. You cunts.

    Have you really thought this one through? Splitarse arse fucker would make some semblance of sense.
  3. Being Unable To Unsee Something

    No sense of adventure. I'm suprised you didn't get half a dozen likes for this, Gape.
  4. Traffic police

    Please keep up with wicked little retorts like this. Preferably forever.
  5. Fox Hunting

    There once was an Ape called Fox Who liked to wear women’s frocks. Whilst spanking his nobby Was asked why this hobby? He replied ‘cos I like sucking cocks.
  6. Cromer on Lockdown

    I have nothing but the utmost respect for these vile fucking cunts, for they have acheived something myself or any cunt on here ever have: and that's to be above the law.
  7. Coffee Shops

    Tea should be made with loose tea in a teapot and a kettle on a rolling boil. If you fuck it up then you tip it away and start again. Don't fuck about with tea. Cunts who use teabags need strangling. Cunts who squeeze teabags in a cup need shagging. I am really disappointed with you, Punkape, coffee is for irons.
  8. Sunday Trading Laws

    Thank you for answering my question. Did you have a nice holiday? It's been raining like fuck here. Otherwise I'm sorry to hear there aren't enough low paid cunts working on a Sunday for your convenience. I would like to point out that my initial comment was a polite one. Perhaps by your reaction to arriving back in Blighty, you had a bit of a shit holiday.
  9. Sunday Trading Laws

    Pertinant question, Ape. I didn't think you did.
  10. Sunday Trading Laws

    Do you work on Sundays, Ape?
  11. Cunts who don't have an Aga

    Now do fuck off, I have to watch Endeavour.
  12. Cunts who don't have an Aga

    No, I'm a little more right wing. I've just googled the Communards and discovered that they are gay. Mrs H confirms this and I didn't know this. This says more about you than it does about me, Mingeeta.
  13. Cunts who don't have an Aga

    Tell me, Mingeeta, do you like Gilbert O'Sullivan?
  14. Cunts who don't have an Aga

    They departed my arsehole yesterday with a flourish, thank you, Bubba. Nice to see somebody on here has manners.