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Hector

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  • Birthday 08/01/1868

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  1. Mrs bought me lunch in Wetherspoon's today, Ape. What with one thing and another, I erred on the side of caution and had a few. On the way home I bought some more. Lovely fucking jubbley. Remind me to call you an utter fucking arsewipe when I've sobered up you silly old bastard. Oh, one other thing, they open on Sundays. Thought you might like to know.
  2. This should read: Cunts who can't see their own (k)nob due to layers of blubber and fucking lard should be drowned at birth. Piss wank fuck shit arse fuck off
  3. Hector

    Gay activists

    Likewise, and I hasten to add, it was my secret specialist training at Bletchley Park that I was able to spot this.
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    Gay activists

    That fucking freak sat at the front - is that a butt plug sticking out of his arse or has he shat himself? Favourable he's there really, as deviant perverts like this does his cause no good at all.
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    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Shiiiiitt
  6. Hector

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    There is more than one spelling for burka, all are valid. However, the most common use is burka. If you wish to use an alternative spelling because you think it might somehow set you out from the common crowd, think again. Wanka
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    Blubbing women

    forteanc - is that your bra size?
  8. Hector

    White Dog Turds

    Dog turds ceased being white when dogs started eating shit about twenty five years ago.
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    Cunts who wear jeans

    Your golf club is a knackered out VW with go-fast stripes. You use it to procure rent boys and other benders in some shitty layby off the A40. I'll wager the whole van stinks of three day old fishy spunk and you have to fold your sheets with a mallet. Does it have horn? Or do you flash your fetid little winky out the side door to tout for business?
  10. Hector

    Exhibitionizm

    I see this as nothing more than a back door way (fnarr fnarr) of getting the promotion to president he\she\it is desperately seeking. Thanks for posting the photo, now I know what the stupid cunt looks like any chance of the bastard's address?
  11. Hector

    When is a warship not a warship

    I liked that, Ape.
  12. Hector

    Internationalist cultural Marxist PC brigade

    Shut the fuck up, Ape, you fucking vile, little cunt.
  13. Hector

    Dogging

    He was in a right strop when he came back from his last holiday. Moaning like fuck that not all the shops were open to personally serve him on a Sunday.
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