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Jake The Muss

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  1. Mum, someone said something that may have been aimed at me, i'm not sure but my feelings were hurt...fucking snowflake tranny pile of plop. Take Ducks advice and fuck off for a couple of weeks, no, make it a couple of decades. Make sure you hit your swede on the door on the way out, just fuck off.
  2. You have no reason to be on this thread, stick to your trains and places that only one or two whittaker family spastics live. Fuck off.
  3. Shut your fucking inbred mouth and fuck off. Chlamydia cunt.
  4. Comic genius and sadly missed, he would have filled his boots with material of the last few years.
  5. Don't remember the long named cunt, i must of been on a break as i take it the silly cunt only lasted a week or so.
  6. Derek and Clive is part of the soundtrack to my childhood, me and a bunch of friends would remember and copy all their lines, one of my favorites was the guinness book of records to regonise me as the No.1 cunt kicker in...savage genius.
  7. Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called.
  8. This cunt won't last long, most don't, can't remember the last newbie who served their CC apprenticeship and is still here posting regular ?
  9. Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off.
  10. Keep you fucking smelly conk out of it, you have been warned.
  11. Sick twisted half-wit motherfucker, you need thumping around a padded cell for a couple of decades. Useless cunt.
  12. I have seen that and there's a tranny next to the Hoff in a see through nightie, i don't know, all that tinfoil, probably where the hats come from.
  13. The irony here is that Pen has this mythical belief that i said something about a flat earth but everyone else in the true reality knows i said something along the lines of seeing curvature from my friends decking in Canada..of course i didn't see anything like curvature or flat earth as i was pissed out my brains.
  14. When i first saw this nomination, it looked interesting but apon further inspection i find it's a Pen nomination, so i hit the snooze button again. Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth. Fuck off
  15. Hopefully the wanker will skip the cuppa and Welsh Rare shit and crack on with the rest.
  16. Yep you are...but that's because you mong around park shit bins for your five a day. Fuck off you boring fucking shit-sniffing dullard.
  17. Why are you still posting on here ? That's a rhetorical question.
  18. Professor Chris Whittey, what a wanker and should be put in stocks for the hilarious BS that comes out of his fat fucking red faced cuntface....i suppose he might just as well address the nation about the underground climate change as well. Computer models hey, shit in, shit out...give me a page three model any day.
  19. If we all had super powers Ass-holes, then yours would be super bore. Diluted personality disorder fucking hybrid cuntface.
  20. Fuck yeah, google is having a barbie blowout with this, you should check her out in the wolf of wall street, the creepy WEF puppet Leonardo Dicaprio gets a nosh from the Robbie tart and you can see her love puppies and trash gash on show.
  21. Has to be done DC, that's what those kind of slappers are here for....no brains but all minge.
  22. There's nothing wrong with Margot Robbie's tits Mike, the only thing missing from them is my jizz.
  23. I wouldn't mind tickling Margot Robbie's colon with some well timed excalibur thrusts.
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