Jake The Muss

G'day webbed foot wonder, old Mick loves this heat, the hotter the better as tourists in bathers are a much fair dinkum target. Plenty of amber fluid is what the old bastards need, bloody oath !!

Blimey Eric, what kind of bloke do you think i am...my beasts get fed nun's nasty's, i have an ongoing deal with the Catholic church, when they want to off load a bunch of sheila's then they send em to old Mick. After i have tortured em then i have to dispose of the bodies Eric, you understand off course dog's do like treats from time to time.

I have fair dinkum hatred for the silly dingbat.

Blimey you're an horrible bastard, listen to old Mick mate, all i can see is shit coming out your gob, my bastard dogs would tear you from limb to limb but they wouldn't eat you mate as i don't feed em on shit.!!

I think you need to get yourself out a bit more, maybe lick one or two nun's nasty's

Cor blimey governor, you're the unfriendly type aren't you sport !! Don't be too down on yourself about your pommy poofs coming home. You had your chance mate and i make a bad enemy, you don't want to get old Mick all upset now, do you. ?

You're a bit of a dingbat aren't you Bubba, not been on this site long but can see you're a real second hand wanker, if you get what i mean sport.

Yeah that's what i thought limpy.

Thanks sport, i gave you a like as you was short of em, i'm here to help my fellow man mate...well until it's time for me to wipe the fuckers out.

How's it hanging sport, i make a bloody good friend mate, wanna be my mate ?

G'day Frankie, how's the restaurant business, you fake ugly Greek slag ?

G'day jackoff, you seem to be turning in to a limp dick...i think you need to butter a nun's nasty to get your mojo back.

Strewth sport, you're an angry little stump aren't you, semi-final is better than a first round exit no matter who you're playing..don't you think ? Go and give the missus one, the mood you're in, the sex will be like a storm in a cuntcup.

Fair dinkum, i would love to shoot the useless cunt.

Looks like you poms have your work cut out with these croat bastards.

Heard that in a fucking pom film, liked the name of it, i thought snatch was going to be a fair dinkum porn film. But i liked the bad guys lingo and now i use that line all the fucking time with the tourists i torture.

What's your problem sport, tripped up on those webbed feet of yours have you ?

Sorry sheila, i eat those fuckers myself years ago.

See you poms are doing well in the Iron cup, but if any dingbat threw their fucking beer up in the air in celebration of a fucking goal, and the fucker landed on me, then i would cut their fucking jacobs off and rip out their fucking entrails with my bare fucking hands.

I have some nasty's lined up for those kraut cuntabees, it's going to end in tears for those bastards, i can promise you that, anyway sport, let me know if you're interested in coming along but for now, i have work to do, got a fresh one hanging by her tits in the hangar.

Blimey sport, you do some spunk after all, that told him, there's no coming back from that, you're a tough little bugger aren't you.

Blimey, i like your style Wiz, there's a batch of German and Latvian tourists arriving in my neck of the woods soon, i'm getting prepared for that game hunt and you're welcome to join me on that one sport.

G'day Wiz, stay away from that sheila, her stench could melt steel girders and intoxicate within a 500 mile radius.

I don't really do the friendly neighbour thing, as i'm one horrible bastard.

Or live in the outback like me, the only cunts i see are tourists and they don't last that long..you know that's fair dinkum when i tell you this, don't you sport.