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Jake The Muss

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  1. Scientists suggest the better looking you are, the less risk you have in catching a viral particle...i must be stunning then or i have never taken a PCR test with a 1,000 amplifications. This is beyond Fucking stupid...but trust the science because the science is settled at the speed of science. Clown world just got a new clown.

    What a bunch of cunt.

    https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/individuals-considered-physically-attractive-may-boast-stronger-immune-systems#Sex-specific-features-of-attractiveness

  2. 23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

    Drip, drip, drip. 

    This is only the beginning

    The royal family won't be around like they're today in 20 years time. The global heads don't want them, how can you have a one world government when you still have national states who have pride in their country. That's why the west is being dismantled to be rebuilt and re-imagined to how the likes of the WEF want it. Part of being British for many people (not me) is having a fucking king or queen. It's the Kalergi plan in action, that's what we are seeing...but of course according to Wikipedia that's just a debunked far-right, antisemitic, white genocide conspiracy theory...i differ.

     

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  3. 26 minutes ago, King Billy said:

    Lizards, like many other species will soon be rendered extinct it appears. Climate change probably, as I’m not sure how they could pin it on  Donald Trump, although they have a knack of finding a way to blame him for almost everything that happens nowadays.

    Yes, blame Trump, here's where most people fall flat on their face and can't see what could really be going on here with regards to Trump. First, i'm no Trump supporter by any means. What i do see is that ever since he came in to politics, everyone and their cat have had it in for him, even people who liked him before he entered the political arena. It's as if they're all scared of something, maybe it's because he mingled with these idiots for many years and has enough dirt on them all that he could build a golf course with. When you look at the cunts who are really going for him, a little bit of digging in to them, you come to the conclusion that they're all scum bags. I really do believe that they're shitting themselves with what he might expose and should do. People need to stop getting obsessed with Trump and their orange man bad deranged syndrome and start to think for themselves and see the bigger picture...because obviously there is a bigger picture or this shit wouldn't be happening..it's not rocket science.

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  4. 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

    I wonder why nobody talks about dopey old Donald just a few years younger than Sleepy Joe and much further into mental decline that stared at birth. Although I am 71 I would ban anyone over 65 from standing as leader of a country. All these old cunts should be fucked off.

    Go and wave your mental illness flag, you fucking daft old train wreck of a cunt.

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  5. 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    It took GB News to show his speech where he said that the G7 conference he attended was a NATO conference and where he had a chat with a french president who died nearly 30 years earlier. 

    That was part comedy gold and part mocking ritual.

  6. On 26/02/2024 at 15:44, camberwell gypsy said:

    I agree. The only difference between the two sides is attitude.  Bazzball is hit and miss, literally. They can still come away with some pride of they play properly in the 5th test. Btw; Stokes has done fuck all with bat and ball in this series. The kiwi cunt 

     

    How the mighty fall, Stokes would be out played on a village green by cunts like me at the moment.

  7. 18 hours ago, Basil Brush said:

    If that's the case, you must have been unemployed for the last 30 years.

    While your nomination is a bag of nails, this comment deserves a visit to update it. This old fossilized train wreck has been unemployed for 130 years. I'm sure at this point that the Pen is badly programmed AI.

  8. 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    So I wake up, looking on my phone to see if our glorious boys in white have been finally stuffed by the curry munchers only to find that we are on the verge of actually beating them. I don't have Sky Sports so turn on the radio. BBC 5 live extra have fuck all on it and Radio 5 live have two foreigners playing fucking tennis. 

    I fucking despair, I really do. 

    Watch it for free on crictime.com, i have been using that channel for years...and a great win by England.

  9. 4 hours ago, and said:

    Kinnell, Jakob, don't get all aerated.

    Do I squeal like a virgin when you infiltrate my threads?

    You speak a lot of poo, i suppose collecting it from the local dog park everyday, you would...tell me thicko, do you get funny looks from everyone there...what with you being the only one who hasn't got a dog, picking up shit and with out a poo-bag.

     

  10. On 22/01/2024 at 18:16, and said:

    On the other hand, why are you denying some poor lonely soul what may be her only chance of happiness?

    Then again, the fact that a 'rag doll' is at the centre of this menage e trois, maybe @Wolfie could shed some light on the subject, after all, he has form where puppets are concerned. 😉

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    Get off my thread you rancid embryo.

    Cunt.

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  11. On 22/01/2024 at 17:32, Cuntybaws said:

    This is what you get when you tell an AI to write an article for a red top newspaper, having first disabled the "no stupid cunts" filter. 

    Based on this nomination I also have my suspicions that Fender has been replaced by just such an AI. How else might one explain the lack of references to nuns and/or hammers.

    I'm still for real CB, i haven't had the neuralink treatment and i'm getting some new hammers soon..given up on the nuns though, can't find one that likes fisting.

  12. I'm struggling to find the words for this, i hope this is some kind of parody, for the love of everything good, please let this be parody.

    Looks like it is for real and to make matters even more bizarre, 250 thicko's turned up for the wedding, this woman's husband..i mean ragdoll was made by her mother because she complained about being single. She was single because no one in their right mind would go near this fucking fruit loop and the stupid cunt has had twins..oh and the ragdoll cheated on her, we truly live in the fucking twilight zone.

    I remember reading something years ago about some research that was done in Russia, where the researchers came to the conclusion that more than 90% of people are not real people and are just codes programmed in to, what the researchers believe a simulation...i might add that the true number could be almost 100%.

    Fuck off

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-rag-doll-28497632

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  13. I know a couple of coppers and they're decent people who joined the force to do the right thing and serve the public in a just and fair way...but they're getting disillusioned with the powers above them. The good coppers have either left or will leave in the near future, we will be left with state programmed goons who won't give a fuck about what rights you have remaining, just as long as you do everything the state wants you to do.

    1984..you ain't seen fuck all yet.

  14. Don't we just love progression thrust in to out society ?

    Ireland, Spain, France, England, America and many other countries around the world have had enough of this bullshit rammed up their ass-holes for years, looks like the precipice may well have been reached with this inclusive equality bollocks. Actually equality is a pipedream made to happen by the nut jobs that run government, while we are all equal under certain factors, it falls short of the mark on many others. Some people are just better at doing things than others and should reap the benefits from that, why should a fat fucking lazy motherfucker be considered the equal of a risk taking, stand up entrepreneur. 

    But remember what that bond villain cunt Klaus Schwab said "we must prepare for an angry world"

    Progression ? Well fuck me gently in a month of Sunday's.

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  15. On 02/11/2023 at 10:15, ZEV said:

    You won't see his like again. Now it's all spell-check, grammar Nazis, gate-keeping and pissing-contests, as a substitute for humour 🤓

    Zev, you wrong un looking cunt, have you ever seen the Turkish Kangal Shepherd Dog rip flesh from bone ? There are videos on the net of this, would love you to be in one of those videos, you get where i'm coming from of course....

    You fucking semi-conscious, tofu-eating spastic.

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