Jake The Muss

17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Poor Fends, its took you nearly forty-eights hours to think of a riposte. The sad part is that your misconstruction wasn't deliberate..

I was making a sandwich, besides all i did was correct you.

You stand corrected, enjoy.

On 13/09/2019 at 21:53, Mrs Roops said:

Concur with both statements Jake.

I can keep my Admin/mod role separate from the rough and tumble of normal forum discourse, its a shame that you can't.

I'm not a moderator, so i only have one role on here.

Silly drunk prat.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's crap. It's got cast furniture Fends. I collect this shit, I've got Himalayan Damascus, going up to hand forged Malay Parang's.

that is tourist trap, wall-hanger quality. 

I don't mean to patronise or offend you. But I fear your expertise to be more, 'hammer based'.

I'm not offended Eric, you appear more of a knife man than me, goes without saying, i prefer hammer time.

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Knives are for fatherless teenage bastards and B grade pimps, anyway

Knifes are not my thing RK, just had them lying around and chucked them in the picture, i always stick to the hammers.

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking mental? That's a bit of Turkish, mild steel tourist shop crap.

I'm starting a 'weapon awareness' class. You and fender are mandatorily enrolled! 

It's bloody well not. It's copper base layer for the chrome plate, which you accidentally exposed while you were going at it with wire wool. It's a fucking tent peg! 

 

That's not true Eric, i will try and take a better picture of the blade.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

The top knife is Spanish and it's very well made, i have had that one for many years, the red tint is blood that i couldn't clean off.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

As are some of my kitchen knives. Your collection can be found in millions of tool sheds around the country, so what is this, a celebration of being average?

Once again, your moderation skills are formidable.

I guess you're above average in your own mind.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.

This is just a few things around the house Eric, the bigger hardware such as tanks and artillery guns and a couple of rare swords are at an undisclosed location.

These are just some i had around the house, the claw hammers and sledgehammer are at work and in the shed. The knife is razor sharp.

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

No it’s definitely not me. It could be Frsnk.

The one with the poodle wig could well be Frank.

Is that you Billy in the picture, not the one with the poodle wig but the one who looks like an extra from an urban star wars remake...?

Ed, here is my qualifications, where's yours ?

What is this shit Frank, apart from an ugly pair of legs, looks like aids lesions...are you ok ?

Danson Lake.

As you can see Danson House in view. Date on paper the 6th of August.

On 12/17/2016 at 8:12 AM, Cuntybaws said:

I put up a nomination entitled "Chubby Brides" and illustrated it with her wedding picture. Since she thought said picture had never been online, the poor cunt reckoned I'd actually been in her house. She was shitting herself.

Of course, it had been online;  her husband had posted it without her knowledge. The real question is, how did I know her name, address, NINO, shoe size and medical history. A warning there for some - loose lips, pink nips.

The funniest bit was when The Rev clocked what was happening during the very short period before the nomination was removed. He was so delighted that he very nearly exploded. 

So i'm guessing CuntWad isn't a looker, bit of a hammer house of horror is she  ?

On 12/14/2016 at 9:56 PM, Cuntybaws said:

I know where you live.

PS Ask them what I did to Cuntwad.

What did you do to Cuntwad CB, you shit kicking mule, i missed that.