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Jake The Muss

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  1. Jake The Muss
    And there it is, spastic No.2 jumping in with both club feet again.. Fuck off you horrid third party cunt.
  2. Jake The Muss
    You forgot to add that Big Mike will be running against Trump in 2024. Stay Cold.
  3. Jake The Muss
    Jumping in to show support for your fellow wrong un. Next time you're train spotting, why don't you put your face down near the track as the train is coming, just to get a better look. OK spastic No.2.
  4. Jake The Muss
    You can count ? It has no effect, oh but it does or you wouldn't have replied to me and others. Stupid fucking spastic.
  5. Jake The Muss
    Mean what you say and say what you mean or simply fuck off. Stop wasting kinetic energy by typing a right load of bollocks, surely even you are bored with yourself by now.
  6. Jake The Muss
    Don't mention nuns to me please, i'm almost out of that depraved phase.
  7. Jake The Muss
    The forbidden edition i believe Eric.
  8. Jake The Muss
    Mum, someone said something that may have been aimed at me, i'm not sure but my feelings were hurt...fucking snowflake tranny pile of plop. Take Ducks advice and fuck off for a couple of weeks, no, make it a couple of decades. Make sure you hit your swede on the door on the way out, just fuck off.
  9. Jake The Muss
    You have no reason to be on this thread, stick to your trains and places that only one or two whittaker family spastics live. Fuck off.
  10. Jake The Muss
    Shut your fucking inbred mouth and fuck off. Chlamydia cunt.
  11. Jake The Muss
    Comic genius and sadly missed, he would have filled his boots with material of the last few years.
  12. Jake The Muss
    Don't remember the long named cunt, i must of been on a break as i take it the silly cunt only lasted a week or so.
  13. Jake The Muss
    Derek and Clive is part of the soundtrack to my childhood, me and a bunch of friends would remember and copy all their lines, one of my favorites was the guinness book of records to regonise me as the No.1 cunt kicker in...savage genius.
  14. Jake The Muss
    Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called.
  15. Jake The Muss
    This cunt won't last long, most don't, can't remember the last newbie who served their CC apprenticeship and is still here posting regular ?
  16. Jake The Muss
    Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off.
  17. Jake The Muss
    Keep you fucking smelly conk out of it, you have been warned.
  18. Jake The Muss
    Sick twisted half-wit motherfucker, you need thumping around a padded cell for a couple of decades. Useless cunt.
  19. Jake The Muss
    I have seen that and there's a tranny next to the Hoff in a see through nightie, i don't know, all that tinfoil, probably where the hats come from.
  20. Jake The Muss
    The irony here is that Pen has this mythical belief that i said something about a flat earth but everyone else in the true reality knows i said something along the lines of seeing curvature from my friends decking in Canada..of course i didn't see anything like curvature or flat earth as i was pissed out my brains.
  21. Jake The Muss
    When i first saw this nomination, it looked interesting but apon further inspection i find it's a Pen nomination, so i hit the snooze button again. Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth. Fuck off
  22. Jake The Muss
    Hopefully the wanker will skip the cuppa and Welsh Rare shit and crack on with the rest.
  23. Jake The Muss
    Yep you are...but that's because you mong around park shit bins for your five a day. Fuck off you boring fucking shit-sniffing dullard.
  24. Jake The Muss
    Why are you still posting on here ? That's a rhetorical question.
  25. Jake The Muss
    Professor Chris Whittey, what a wanker and should be put in stocks for the hilarious BS that comes out of his fat fucking red faced cuntface....i suppose he might just as well address the nation about the underground climate change as well. Computer models hey, shit in, shit out...give me a page three model any day.
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