Jake The Muss

Don't know why any stupid pommy bastards would want to come and live in oz, but i'm glad you do as it keeps me in work.

Careful there girly, or old Mick will have to teach you a lesson or two..or i could just spread your nose all over your fucking face. Blimey !! What's that fucking smell !!

Never mind Sheila, it's your lucky day, you can suck mine instead, now how would that be ?

You fucking weak wank, apology accepted, i have killed for less than that...man up you fucking dingbat !!

Leave it to me sport, i will shoot the fucking pair of pommy pigs.

Welcome to Australia...cock suckers !!

Folkestone's Silver Screen Cinema will be showing Zulu on Saturday to raise cash for armed forces charity SSAFA. The mayor has received a letter signed by 28 little cuntflakes wanting it to be stopped because it could have a negative effect on relationships within the changing and richly diverse communities in Folkestone. I say this to the PC bullshitting mongs, it's only a fucking film, even if it's not completely historically accurate..and the fucking Zulus won anyway, whitey got a pasting from this indigenous enemy. They beat us with spears for fuck sake. I wish these snowflake piles of shit would just fuck off and live in a black hole, besides this is to raise money for charity, so get over it and let a good cause take it's course and here is the dangerous part. If just 28 of these privileged morons can overturn this, then i don't want to think what a society full of them is capable of, hold on a fucking minute..

Rattled !! Maybe you can shove the match ball up your poofter arse D..what do you think about that ?

Yes Thickers, i have been watching some of the Iron Cup (for the comedy value)....but to be honest, the drivel coming out of the pundits mouths, is nothing short of awesome. So i'm glad this codswallop has been cut short, now let's crack on with the fairy antics and extremely bad B-Movie acting. Fuck Off !!

I couldn't give a big steaming horse turd if they had just dropped from the womb !! Competitive dads, don't make me laugh you dreary cuntbrain. I have been known to put the nut in when playing football with toddlers, the little Cunts have to learn.

I would torture all the men and rump all the women, now that would be entertaining...wouldn't it !! Anyway what kind of cuntbreed watches this diarrhea ?

Lucky ? That was a superb unbeaten century by Butler and some resistance down the order shows the ODI side has an all round game, nothing lucky about that. Now the ashes is a different game, we haven't good a good test side at the moment.

You was saying..we still beat the thick Aussie packets of shit with one hand tied behind our backs..Southerncunt you mug, how do you feel now you haven't got your cheats to help you out ?

Amazing first Nom, it's important that you have got off to a great start !! Stick to the roads and beware of the moon. Good luck Cuntbreed.

Now that's just silly.

Yep, i am Brilliant !! and don't you fucking forget it !!

Yes Bubs, you are !!

So are Japan, they will make the final....what do you think about that, you prat ?

Oi Dickie boy, i knocked on your door a couple of weeks ago when i was in webbed foot land, you never answered but i could hear you shitting yourself , i knew you was shitting yourself as the stench was a match for Lady Pen....did you have her in there with you, playing hide the webbed sausage ? Another cunt like please !!

Can't believe i'm in agreement with the old piss drenched whore as well....we are doomed to more banal drivel now.

Obviously an alternative left bomb.

The Scots played well enough but England didn't, since that blip, England are thrashing those Aussie cheats.

Yeah, we get the mong picture, maybe you can set traps for them, shouldn't be too difficult hearing their webbed feet.

Don't worry about stupid mullets and abbo's, what's your thoughts on 481/6 ?

I got great pleasure in those beatings the convicts took as well, 5-0 in the ODI series i reckon.