Hurr durr, I'm posting a nom that references a topical news story with a bird in it to try and get some likes.
Katie Quackenbush is some pneumatic yank tart with blow up tits, blow up lips, hair harvested from Indians (dot, not feather) and a temper. Daddy is a lawyer so she will probably get away with it. Apparently she's not a tart but a $800 service girl. Semantics. She's an angry little tart.
I'm in two minds over this one. She's 26 but she looks about 46 thanks to all the shoddy cosmetic refurbishment she's had installed. At the same time I'd still throw one up her, even if she shot a homeless guy.
Anyway, the punchlines write themselves. She's had so many clients that she now has a Quackenbush. Boom boom!