ratcum

darkie

and you wonder why you don't get any ratlikes?

imagine if you got 'warship' and 'parsnip' mixed up!

Poland suggests itself

he's at the cold meat counter at the moment

I need a new Nazi chum on here CB. Deco's become some sort of a social realist, the fuckin shrimp potter

Even the Waffen SS had to lower their standards towards the end of the war Blubbly.

I laughed myself hoarse when I heard Mick Hucknall had died. Presumably he can keep touring as the front man for Simply Dead? Lol. Fuckin brilliant Rat

Still vexed about FGM. Just cut it out will you!

Imagine getting 'mop and bucket' and 'motte and bailey' mixed up Grottness. Why you'd be just about to clear up that split cappuccino when fuck me, the Normans build a fortification next to the breakfast bar!

FGM JUST CUT IT OUT!

even better CB! You try to quickly flood the moat because Jacobite raiders have been spotted, but instead an overweight psychotic twat turns up!

Can I recommend a Nazi Gas Van Wizzle?

Imagine if you got 'remote control' and 'moat control' mixed up Shrubbery! You'd be trying to click on Babestation and suddenly you're in 4 feet of stagnant water! Fuckin brilliant lark eh?

fair. It's £5 for every limb that falls off during the fucking, £1 a digit. All money goes to blind dogs for the Girl Guides