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  1. ratcum

    Shape of things to come

    Twinkle, twinkle, little star Crash into Tel Aviv and fuck Netanyahu the murdering cunt Ratcum, 2018
  2. ratcum

    Google fact cunts

    I quite literally stumbled into an old hole I dug years ago. The cunt was quite overgrown, and so I didn't spot it until I lost my footing. Hoisted by own fucktard you might say.
  3. ratcum

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    Redford looks like a shitty patchwork puppet these days Authoritah. Weird as fuck in that film of Bill Bryson's book. Beaten by an Asian eh?
  4. ratcum

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    I'm not convinced of this high functioning moniker CB. I regularly come first in tallest dwarf competitions but that doesn't make me a beanpole
  5. ratcum

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    Frau Rat gives me coupons if it's my turn to get supplies. They go in the bin outside the supermarket, along with the Kleenex I used in the car for my pre-shopping wank.
  6. ratcum

    Anus horriblus

    Except when it comes to actual cherries Tank Bollock. All sorts of foreign dogs help out at harvest time, and will continue to do so long after the Brexit dust has settled Ratcum
  7. ratcum

    Anus horriblus

    Jewdy is entirely kosher when it cums to affairs of the arse Lupo. His cock's a cut above the rest too
  8. ratcum

    Anus horriblus

    I remember when the Queen told us she suffering with a horrible arse in 1992. Reckon it was the nicest thing anyone had ever said about Prince Philip.
  9. ratcum

    Older men in shit clothes

    The thought of dressing up in men's clothes sounds a bit pervy to me
  10. ratcum

    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    as the site's gaylord of piffle, I reckon you have seen a lot of old chip fat Frank
  11. ratcum

    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    if you keep saying "pork loin" over and over again, you turn into a Vanessa Felz's sherbet dabs
  12. ratcum

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Having a little black boy in the cast put them years ahead of their time CB. Even on grainy old footage, you can see just how shiny everyone's shoes were too.
  13. ratcum

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    you clever cunt Nocti
  14. ratcum

    Hot weather

    You could have just said 'Thatcher'