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    I've been looking at those dog re-homing sites Trumpo, you know the ones, where poor old 'Rebel' is looking for a 'forever home' and no one wants him. Then it suddenly struck me... ...they're all alive! No wonder nobody wants the fuckin things!
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    Oranges and lemons, Say the bells of St. Clements, You owe me five farthings You tight cunt
  3. ratcum

    Dale Winton has died

    Why didn't I think of this? THEY'RE ALL CUNTS OUT THERE!
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    Dale Winton has died

    I don't want any of these degenerates in my holes Stubb. Frau Rat reckons a few more holes and what we'll actually have, is a system of trenches. Trust her to suss me out. Again.
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    Dale Winton has died

    I think there's going to be a backlash against all this gay shit going around. Normally tolerant people like me, are getting a bit sick of brown hatters forcing themselves down our throats. Everybody in television and now it seems, our Armed Forces, are queer as a slice of milk.
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    Scarlett Moffatt-Cunt

    Reading Nocti is like pissing in one's swimming trunks; naughty but strangely comforting
  7. In their well documented caring way. Day trip to Malmedy anyone?
  8. It's made me nostalgic for the Waffen SS Authoritah
  9. Fuck that Ratty; it's just a smokescreen to hide Israeli human rights violations in the occupied territories.
  10. This sort of anti Semitism should be stamped out. I'm going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to intervene personally
  11. ratcum

    People who walk backwards into you

    I've got a little bit of sick in my mouth now @Margaret Thatcher
  12. ratcum

    People who walk backwards into you

    Excellent CB. I always pack some fresh fruit before driving to Scotland. The thrill of sneaking all that fibre and vitamins over the border, is akin to combat buzz
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    People who walk backwards into you

    I feel your pain Jigglo. I reckon fewer of these chodes would back into you, if they thought you were a raving brown hat. Try dressing up as Cliff RichTurd and crying a bit.
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    Arwa Mahdawi

    Brilliant. How the fuck did you do this?