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About Piston

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    . Back in fucking Chicken town
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    Alien abduction...got 3 of the fuckers so far, under the console.

    Emoji breeding.

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  1. Piston


    They should have stuck with their old slogan: See Rwanda and die and be careful with your 'tootsies'
  2. Last year: 'goodbye' all close living relatives and this year the pets are dropping off their perches. Scotty, my main man, what you have here is a gift from God and a fantastic business opportunity! Last 2 weeks in August (dates can be changed to suit!) we shall be vacationing. The mother in law, an elderly (and minted!) lady is in dire need of being 'taken care of'. How are you fixed? A couple of sticks of rock on our return and a brown envelope post-probate? . PS If you need an agent: I have a number of contacts in urgent need of help dealing managing elderly relatives. Your CV speaks volumes, reply by PM
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    White Dog Turds

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    Dick sucking May royal serving peon cunt

    Just a quickie (fnaarr) Either: Forgive him Roops for he knoweth not what he saith... OR He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him. In your infinite mercy, the choice is yours (but I know where the popular vote lies)
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    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    Going toe to toe with Roops is doubtless good exercise but a monumental task. It's a bit like fighting Rocky Marciano; just as you start to think you're winning, it turns out that you're not after all. Good luck. On a lighter note, I've just received a still from the CCTV footahe of those 'natives' attempting to 'jack your vehicle. Looks like you put up a good show but the pic's too grainy (as always) to ID the perps. Helluva big carpark innit?
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    Litter Louts.

    Bedroom tax?
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    Litter Louts.

    Isn't that Cuntyoumentalmong's gaff? Where's his Audi? Oh, of course it's been nicked hasn't it? Makes sense now.
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    Anus horriblus

    I fear that our current government could not pass water, never mind motions (alright motions should be tabled... ugh) and much less legislation, without an ensuing shit storm. Lord help us.
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    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    Bad luck old chap. Was this the vehicle referred to in : Alllllllllll in gooooooooooood time. It’s actually widely agreed it will be a picture of my dark grey Audi RS5, Cotswold house, not showing you mine but those opposite will do, my wage slip with fuck off Roops written on it which, sadly you cannot now photograph due to you being ambushed by the Mujahideen..? Sherlock Roops appears to have disposed of the mansion mystery and now the car is not show-able either. Friday the 13th eh? Fucking bad luck indeed. Be brave...
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    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Irrelevant distraction? May could never get a no-deal-walkaway past her own party's Remainers, never mind the House as a whole. However, the Remainers are too split to have the numbers to defenestrate May. So we are now left condemned to accept whatever Europe dictates and its diktat will be harsh. Our economic policy will henceforth be largely in the hands of the EU and it can always tweak its Common Rule Book to ensure that we cannot attempt any 'inconvenient' initiatives...ever! There's no Article 50 type exit provision for us once we are not full EU members. Game Over No High Score No Replay ...and democracy dies in the centenary year of the Representation of the People Act (1918). Sad and shameful but we get the country we deserve? and so to bed, via the George Dickel...again
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    Miserable cunt neighbours

    Bet 'e does. It's that Conkey rimming-slang innit... Two bob, blow job Maybe it's becors I'm a Landanner, that I'm a fackin cant...
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    Whiney Brexiteer Cunts

    Theresa lost all credibility when she failed to realise that some wag has scrawled QUELLE FUCKWIT! on her back Cunt!
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    The Next Chairperson of BBC Question Time

    (Antique) comedy gold. Like sent for old times sake.
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    The Next Chairperson of BBC Question Time

    You 'n' me both bro
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    World Cup 2018 on TV

    So, next up the plucky Belgians but wait! The suggestion is that we would be better off in the long term if we lost this one: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-cup/2018/06/28/england-should-want-lose-against-belgium/ Should we field a 'reserve' side or ask the krauts if any of 'em fancy having a kick for us? Hmm...I used to be able paste live links... I think. Hint anybody?....bugger's gone live now...Bastard!