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Piston

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About Piston

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    Castor of Pollux
  • Birthday 01/04/1870

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    . Skaro
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    Alien abduction...got 3 of the fuckers so far, under the console.

    Emoji breeding.

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  1. Thanfully, priorities are already getting back to normal. This from today's Times: How coronavirus is affecting the property market – will UK house prices drop? Fuck. Ing. Hell!
  2. Michel Roux dead...? ....Crumbs!
  3. Here in what's left (unflooded) of Worcs. the big panic buy is...cat litter!? WTF? Maybe the yokels are Blue Petering face masks from Andex with cat- shitter filters. Or perhap it makes a nourishing soup? Or maybe it's all that left to be mindlessly grabbed by retarded fuckwits. Cunts!
  4. ...and they wipe their arses with 'Crêpe' paper ?
  5. Novichok would do nicely.
  6. Today's Torygraph reports that Oxfordshire County Council has issued a gender-identity policy to all its schools. A teenage girl has applied for judicial review over official school guidance that says she should share changing rooms, lavatories and residential dormitories with trans girls, in the first legal action of its kind. The council’s guidance to more than 300 schools in Oxfordshire says: “Children and young people are supported through the Equality Act 2010 to access the toilet that corresponds to their gender identity; so trans girls because they are girls, can use the girls’ toilets and trans boys the boys’ toilets". In relation to changing rooms, it says: “In all cases, trans children and young people should have access to the changing room that corresponds to their gender identity.” And when the children are on residential trips: “As far as possible, trans children and young people should be able to sleep in dorms appropriate to their gender identity.” So much for Child Safeguarding initiatives then! Are Oxfordshire County Council’s officials mad? Well, certainly provocative fuckers; their new policy is called: ‘Trans Inclusion Toolkit for Schools’ Yes, that's right: TITS The cunts certainly don't lack self-awareness. Are there no fucking adults in charge of anything anymore?
  7. Piston

    Nicholas Parsons

    Bzzzt! Repetition of 'Norwich' Neil has 45 seconds remaining...
  8. Piston

    Reach Out

    WTF is an 'app'? Is this another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language... ...and why is the app developer out of the darkroon anyway? ''Reach around'' sounds suspiciously Canal streety. Thank you for your input...you can take it out now...pleeease
  9. A 'fucking warden'? What a job! They take a photograph on er... entry and if you stay too long they issue a fixed penalty (penile-ty?) notice? Or does it all depend upon topping up the meter? Gis a job.
  10. Amen brother although some days it's worth removing Dec's posts automatically. Lord knows what posted but often his affliction get the better of him and he knows not what he does. At such times, Holy Water and Scourging should be used. Luckily Roops has experience... Let us pray...
  11. What has Dominic Cummings really got planned for the civil service? The greatest bang since the Big one: ‘People in SW1 talk a lot about ‘diversity’ but they rarely mean ‘true cognitive diversity’. They are usually babbling about ‘gender identity diversity blah blah’. What SW1 needs is not more drivel about ‘identity’ and ‘diversity’ from Oxbridge humanities graduates but more genuine cognitive diversity. We need some true wild cards, artists, people who never went to university and fought their way out of an appalling hell hole, weirdos from William Gibson novels like that girl hired by Bigend as a brand ‘diviner’ who feels sick at the sight of Tommy Hilfiger or that Chinese-Cuban free runner from a crime family hired by the KGB. If you want to figure out what characters around Putin might do, or how international criminal gangs might exploit holes in our border security, you don’t want more Oxbridge English graduates who chat about Lacan at dinner parties with TV producers and spread fake news about fake news. By definition I don’t really know what I’m looking for but I want people around No10 to be on the lookout for such people. We need to figure out how to use such people better without asking them to conform to the horrors of ‘Human Resources’ (which also obviously need a bonfire).’ (A big quote but links to the source can be a pain) The sun is shining, the coffee tastes better I can face the day with hope....and a hymn...He who would valiant be....
  12. Buggered if I know...I read...I post reply...I can't find any of it but am getting notifications re what I posted ...I think... Fucked computer or spiked wine...or 'Baws Back in a bit ...-ish...maybe...zzz
  13. Well somebody's intercoursing sense of humour is beyond me...wanders off for a refill
  14. I submit m'lud that this was a clear case of fowl play... Well, it is panto season
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