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About Piston

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    Castor of Pollux
  • Birthday 01/04/1870

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    Alien abduction...got 3 of the fuckers so far, under the console.

    Emoji breeding.

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  1. Piston

    Reach Out

    WTF is an 'app'? Is this another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language... ...and why is the app developer out of the darkroon anyway? ''Reach around'' sounds suspiciously Canal streety. Thank you for your input...you can take it out now...pleeease
  2. A 'fucking warden'? What a job! They take a photograph on er... entry and if you stay too long they issue a fixed penalty (penile-ty?) notice? Or does it all depend upon topping up the meter? Gis a job.
  3. Amen brother although some days it's worth removing Dec's posts automatically. Lord knows what posted but often his affliction get the better of him and he knows not what he does. At such times, Holy Water and Scourging should be used. Luckily Roops has experience... Let us pray...
  4. What has Dominic Cummings really got planned for the civil service? The greatest bang since the Big one: ‘People in SW1 talk a lot about ‘diversity’ but they rarely mean ‘true cognitive diversity’. They are usually babbling about ‘gender identity diversity blah blah’. What SW1 needs is not more drivel about ‘identity’ and ‘diversity’ from Oxbridge humanities graduates but more genuine cognitive diversity. We need some true wild cards, artists, people who never went to university and fought their way out of an appalling hell hole, weirdos from William Gibson novels like that girl hired by Bigend as a brand ‘diviner’ who feels sick at the sight of Tommy Hilfiger or that Chinese-Cuban free runner from a crime family hired by the KGB. If you want to figure out what characters around Putin might do, or how international criminal gangs might exploit holes in our border security, you don’t want more Oxbridge English graduates who chat about Lacan at dinner parties with TV producers and spread fake news about fake news. By definition I don’t really know what I’m looking for but I want people around No10 to be on the lookout for such people. We need to figure out how to use such people better without asking them to conform to the horrors of ‘Human Resources’ (which also obviously need a bonfire).’ (A big quote but links to the source can be a pain) The sun is shining, the coffee tastes better I can face the day with hope....and a hymn...He who would valiant be....
  5. Buggered if I know...I read...I post reply...I can't find any of it but am getting notifications re what I posted ...I think... Fucked computer or spiked wine...or 'Baws Back in a bit ...-ish...maybe...zzz
  6. Well somebody's intercoursing sense of humour is beyond me...wanders off for a refill
  7. I submit m'lud that this was a clear case of fowl play... Well, it is panto season
  8. Or perhaps, in your case, reTardis. With the greatest respect etc...
  9. Ahh, the return of the still small voice of calm. Brilliant! Is: " Your BANTS is unrivelled " a Norfuck-peasant insult? Welcome back and Happy New Year, if you can stay out of the cooler for that long.
  10. Well I suppose you wouldn't have to stand in line but FFS wouldn't you rather phone the samaritans? Although some plights are too desperate for even them to contemplate.
  11. Bollocks or what? I got 33 mph 5 years back, so much for the '10%+1' rule. Was it last year that one Chief Cuntstable declared that any speed in xs of the limit should be fully prosecuted. So the genius wants drivers on busy streets to pay 100% to the speedo (anyy speed in xs...) rather than be looking out of the front window for jay walkers, or the Beast undertaking etc. Fast tracking and diversity has fucked the brains out of UK policing. PS Ever played I-spy by text with a friend driving elsewhere in the country? Harder than speeding but the buzz (esp. in court) is fair compensation
  12. I deduce that you've never met Mrs P after a gin... or 4...
  13. Piston's Politics: Lib-Dems warm to Tories: I have carefully examined Boris Johnson's mandate and must admit to being pleasantly surprised: Phew!
  14. ...and still do , it seems. Never mind, it is very tricky and I am in the dark too. All will be known in Allah's good time.
  15. A heart-warming outpouring of support! I'm sure our thoughts are with Southern at this time but I doubt they'll let him off.
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