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Roadkill

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    Everyday bombs

    Bonus poofter points for all the extra pricks, too.
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    Everyday bombs

    Careful, Wiz. If you're not of a darker pigment that may well be taken as a terrorist threat...
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    William 'Skunk' Hague

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    William 'Skunk' Hague

    Yeah it effects motor functions but not as much as alcohol does. Never drove under the influence of the stuff myself but I know plenty who do.
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    William 'Skunk' Hague

    Smoked the stuff for a couple years myself before I quit, now I'm hooked on nicotine vape oil that's ten times harder to quit. Another plus for weed is that I've never seen a baked person get in a fight unless drink is also involved - it calms people down. The rumour that its a gateway drug simply stems from the fact that you have to go to dealers who usually want to move the harder stuff too and even if you aren't into that stuff its generally a social activity so the people around you are more likely to be on it. I've been in a room full of idiots shouting over one another on coke and blanking out on meth and never felt the urge to try the shite myself. I just went into the back garden with my joint to get pleasantly stoned in peace and quiet. It never effected my judgement like alcohol does and as long as it's used responsibly there's no long-term effects - beyond the obvious stuff that comes with smoking anything.
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    William 'Skunk' Hague

    Ganje chills people out and has roughly the same effect on health as smoking. The police have been wasting tax payer's money for decades trying to stem the flow of supplies being smuggled in illegally with no real effect whilst making a hell of a black market for the stuff that funds all manner of criminal and even terrorist activity around the world. Maybe if they weren't spending all their time raiding dealers they might have more manpower to deal with the mentioned machete attacks in the first place?
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    Let us spray

    Hope one of them was that Banksy cunt. Stencil using chav that he is...
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    Eni Aluko

    Sorry, Gyps, but there's always going to be suspicion when it comes down to the female minority on the site with Roops setting the bar so high with actual photo ID for her growler...
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    Eni Aluko

    You're a fucking saint, Neil. I wouldn't let my manhood anywhere near that chiselled jaw.
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    World Cup 2018 on TV

    I actually went to their weird penguin website the other day - fuckers are still going on about it.
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    World Cup 2018 on TV

    Make you a social outcast that every single member of a site filled with people who despise one another can all agree should really just fuck off and die? Don't listen to the wankers who will inevitably say they like you just to stir shit. There's been a meeting behind closed doors and after all of the glassings and accusations of homosexuality were out of the way the consensus is that you're fucking finished on here - despite never really starting in the first place.
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    Smart motorway new camera cunts

    I've heard of those fuckers. They're cheap shit - go up like powder kegs next to sparks...
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    People overly enamoured with japan

    They should throw Punkape in there with him to keep him company.
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    People overly enamoured with japan

    Albert is giving you covert loves from the cooler lol
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    People overly enamoured with japan

    The best fight scene I've seen in recent years is from Kingsman: The Secret Service. Shame the rest of the movie is a bit shit:
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