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Roadkill

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About Roadkill

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  1. Roadkill

    Do you know this man?

    Eavens, I think your search history might be considered a fucking war crime at this point.
  2. Roadkill

    Do you know this man?

    That's actually a quite accurate assumption. The Tim Healy lookalikes are struggling for work these days with all the ethnics taking the taxi jobs, mind...
  3. Roadkill

    Do you know this man?

    I honestly haven't got the slightest idea what happened to him, but this fellows picture basically matches how I imagine every other punter on this site looking, even you.
  4. Roadkill

    Do you know this man?

    I knew Ding had come to a bad end...
  5. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Fucking noob. Probably don't even know the difference between a K'tinga class and Excelsior class ship. If you were in Starfleet you'd get saddled with that shitty little Oberth science vessel with pink seats that gets blown up in Star Trek III.
  6. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Maybe in the Original Series, but the ladies back then lost their looks quickly. By the time The Motion Picture was out I'd rather throw myself into the square jawed embrace of Dr. Crusher - and that's saying a lot - there's a reason Wesley never met his father and it had fuck all to do with a botched away mission on the Stargazer...
  7. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Fuck you're right. I suppose T'Pol has her uses. Xylaphone and toaster rack being the main ideas that come to mind with those fucking ribs sticking out at every angle.
  8. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Sure you don't want to watch it?
  9. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    Watch out there, CB revealed a liking to that pasty faced trout a few years back. He went as far as to say her assets were greater than Jeri Ryan in a skin tight bodysuit. I tried to reason with him that Jeri was the two main reasons Voyager lasted as long as it did but he wouldn't have it...
  10. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    I'm fucking chuffed about it. Hopefully it'll be better than that Discovery shite with their rubber Klingons (who for some reason suddenly honour the bodies of their dead, because fuck fifty years of lore) and shitty main actor who they say was raised by Spock's dad yet somehow decides the logical choice in the middle of a battle is to threaten her captain with a phaser, then kick off an entire war by killing the enemy commander and making him a martyr. Cunt makes Janeway seem level headed.
  11. Roadkill

    Cunts who wear a burka in the U.K.

    I don't mind headscarves and all that, but the burqas are so dull and I consider it rather rude for a woman to cover up their mouths. Makes it harder for me to fantasise what my cock would look like stretching their lips. At the very least they should add some goggly eyes and colour to the things to they look like Pac Man ghosts. Every time I walk into a woman wearing a burqa I feel like I'm going to get a shuriken to the throat...
  12. Roadkill

    Football comin home

    No he finally got it into his head that I wasn't fucking interested after about a year of completely blanking him every time he tried to engage me in conversation when I was putting the bins out or getting into the car. The fact that I also stood and watched as his two mongoloid kids get the shit beaten out of them by the neighbourhood girl gang after trying to nick one of the smaller one's Barbie bike helped too. He tends to keep them both penned up in the front garden now, where their kind belong. This was more directed to the cunt who lives over the back garden from me, whom both I and the sexy Polish single mother (who still hasn't built up the courage to ask to suck my cock, despite clearly wanting to) next door have taken offence to due to his liberal disposal of lager cans over his garden fence.
  13. Roadkill

    "Art Prodigy'

    Sadly I only use my art as a platform to send @Cuntybaws into various states of depression and madness. He's recently been talking about dark web hit men so I'm going to abstain for a few months for personal safety.
  14. Roadkill

    "Art Prodigy'

    "Inside Albert's Head"
  15. Roadkill

    Football comin home

    Bunch of fucking mincers watching another bunch of overpaid mincers mincing around playing with balls and getting excited about it. I hate them all. From the cunts who play it to the cunts who pay money to see it to the cunts watching at home. Sounds like the fucking Armenian genocide in my street whenever some fucker scores a goal. That's right you fuckers - make sure you scream as loudly as fucking possible at the fucking telly screen with all the windows open - its all in support of the game and totally not an excuse for you to publicly vent your horror at finding yourself an out of shape forty year old living in a council estate in the north east with a fat wife and no fucking job. You just drink your warm fucking Stella and pretend your having a good time - you'll be dead and rotting in the ground soon at least and people will soon forget what a pathetic fucking failure your entire existence was. Also cut your fucking bushes.
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