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Roadkill

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  1. Roadkill

    Pseudo homeless beggars

    Too much time on his knees.
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    Blubbing women

    Didn't have to be. Those weird half-knickers she was wearing were full size when she got into them:
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    Blubbing women

    Fit ones are always boring shags anyway, Eric. Especially when they just lie there putting no effort in after you've chloroformed them.
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    Blubbing women

    She looked like she had two 1979 Sigourney Weaver twats under her arms.
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    Pseudo homeless beggars

    You've got no one to blame but yourself, 'eavens. Frank is a smart-arse cunt who knows exactly how to get under someone's skin and takes great pleasure in causing hysteria. He feeds on it like a parasite. You should surely know by now that the best course of action is to simply make fun of his spindly legs and tell him to fuck off when he tries to get them around you.
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    Asian peodo rings getting govn attension

    ... after you've edited the Wikipedia page you source...
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    Asian peodo rings getting govn attension

    How the fuck are you supposed to fit your oxygen tank into a bloody Caterham?
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    Drill music.

    It's about fucking time you got out of that pathetic little rut and started talking sense again, Withers. Pull that shit again and you're off to the fucking nursing home to spend your days making macaroni art with 'eavens.
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    Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman

    I have to agree with you on this one, Frank. However the feat of such a steady shot in the hands of one of the naturally limp-wristed has to be admired, even if he was most likely resting his arm on the head of a local rent boy.
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    Jenny Eclair

    Shit @Mrs Roops. This is getting too close to home - my cleaning job is already public knowledge on here and this baguette sucking twat is starting to unravel all the threads. Fix this or I'm taking you with me.
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    Mark Wahlberg's Life

    Fuck sake, Eric...
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    Mark Wahlberg's Life

    Cunt was (somehow) surpassed by Vanilla fucking Ice back in his music days and makes less than Adam Sandler as a comedy actor today. He's also shorter than both of them. This schedule reeks of self - confidence issues.
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    Article 13

    Those poor, poor fuckers...
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    Mums Net

    He doesn't even bother with one of his classic goose avatars these days. There's no claims made supporting the notion of a superior French master race or deserved bashing of the savage Welsh either. I guess Bubba won this war...
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    Mums Net

    And lets not forget the classic story of Moby Dick when some fucker named Ahab (about as Jewish as you can get) who goes on a self righteous vengeance quest against a respectable Aryan whale who did nothing more than go against social norms and defend his beliefs.
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