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Roadkill

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  1. It's a fair cop. I'll explain in PM.
  2. Roadkill

    Mark Carney House Price slump fear monger

    What's worse is they gave Panzy a topic to discuss.
  3. If this cunt digs herself any deeper a hole she'll reach the fucking core. I don't know what move is more stupid - the self doxxing or mentioning g-spots to Neil.
  4. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I just hope @Cuntybaws is a bit kinder to Xeno when he back traces her photo. I think he may have put Stoops and his gremlin on the ISIS hit list because that cunt never even tried to make a comeback.
  5. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I'm getting a black cat now - just so I have an excuse to shout racist slurs out of the back door at night.
  6. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Her face was like the exact opposite of the Down's girl Wiz posted - the features were just as uncanny valley, just placed differently.
  7. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I'll tolerate her for now - just because I like her pussy... ...cat.
  8. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    You're just feeling the after effects of being a decent human being to Xeno. Snap out of it man! Humanity has no place within these walls!
  9. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    You're playing a dangerous game here, Wiz. Sure you'll probably get an incredibly flexible shag in exchange for a Happy Meal toy and colouring book, but what happens when she inevitably mistakes your bellend for a strawberry?
  10. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I imagine that all of Punkape's reports simply get printed out by Roops and used as some kind of sick covering for the walls of the cooler to inflict added mental trauma upon the inmates.
  11. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Could you do me a favour and give Scotty a like for me? I'm all out - it's been a good day.
  12. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I dunno, Roops. Not sure if poor Blackie (love that I can keep saying that now) gave consent... @Xenominge How do you call the little fucker in for the night, BTW?
  13. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    The only thing I remember about Stoops these days is that vast expanse between his girlfriend's eyes. Still have nightmares about it. That and he looked like the talking head statue from Art Attack.
  14. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Fair enough. It was strange to see such a reaction from punters involved in regards to removing the image. Pair of respectful fucking softies.
  15. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    I always knew that "moustache" of his was just a dirty sanchez. You slut, Ratty.
  16. Roadkill

    £2.5 Million For A Bit Of Tuna

    Fuckers spend all of their time kneeling instead of using proper chairs, too. Probably good to get used to being at cock height in such a twisted culture.
  17. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    How come quiet little Jimmy Mong gets the fist shook at him for nothing more than being a bit of a quiet weirdo, yet this self-doxing mong gets a pat on the head? Are you going lezza again, Roops?
  18. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    My two are both black and white to avoid any of the tedious racial debate that seems to be all the rage these days.
  19. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Good save, Wiz. I now consider you as this mongs personal carer. Make sure the dozy bint doesn't go accidentally posting her bank details or inhaling that ridiculous nose ring she's sporting.
  20. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Oh, but you're just fine with Blackie's (excellent name by the way) face being plastered all over one of the most toxic forums outside the Dark Web?
  21. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    They never last long after they post pics of themselves. Never. Unless they're Frank...
  22. Roadkill

    The Interabled

    Your recent acceptance of any filth that washes up on the doorstep is very worrying, Wiz. It will never return the favour - leave the newbie grooming to Pen.
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    £2.5 Million For A Bit Of Tuna

    Blue fin tuna is already endangered, Wiz. No need to add insult to injury.
  24. Roadkill

    £2.5 Million For A Bit Of Tuna

    I hand't noticed, Eric. Being a Geordie who grew up in the 90's the highest number I can count to is 9 - Shearer's fuckball number.
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    £2.5 Million For A Bit Of Tuna

    I reckon he's probably going to pimp it out to his VIP clients. Throw some lipstick, eyeliner and a blond wig on the bastard and you've got Gwendoline Christie. The gash is already to scale.
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