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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman

    Grown men collecting Panini stickers

    I was 10 at the time, one of my favourite footballers of the era was Ozzie Ardilles. Felt sorry for the poor cunt regarding the abuse he got over the Falklands, wasn't his fucking fault.
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    Grown men collecting Panini stickers

    I don't think Keegan was ever forgiven for missing that header in the World Cup, Trevor Brooking had delivered a perfect cross, all keegan had to do was nut it in, but no, he had to do that flick of his perm and missed it. Plus there was that disgusting, faggoty Brut 33 advert with him and Henry Cooper, smacking each other's arses in the shower. Not surprising that someone opened his canister with a baseball bat.
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    England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    He is a little ray of sunshine, the original inspiration for Marvin the Paranoid Android.
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    McCain Chips

    I'm ok with lactose. The only debilitating allergy I have is Hydrogen Cyanide, heartbreaking to watch others enjoying it, knowing I can never join in.
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    McCain Chips

    Don't gloat too hard, it's surely only a matter of time before you get caught out for whatever trickery you've employed to get away with the other train wanker ID.
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    Celebrity NHS frontline tv programme

    I think 'stranglewank' was one of mine. You're welcome to nick it, as long as you promise to use it in any future conversation you may have regarding David Carradine. Wank softly grasshopper.
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    Grown men collecting Panini stickers

    Not something that ever took off in Ethiopia, every time they see a panini, they try to eat it.
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    Whiny Waster Snowflake cunts

    "YEEEHAAAW" Go big blue. I wonder what happened to Extremecunt, any theories?
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    Celebrity NHS frontline tv programme

    I've never been fooled Panzer, I've always known that you're Namibian.
  10. Eric Cuntman

    Grown men collecting Panini stickers

    Got, got, got, got, need, got, need, got, got, need. Remember how exciting it was when you opened the packet and saw one of the silver foil printed club badge ones?
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    McCain Chips

    I've made a right cunt of myself and not thought this through. I'm just going to live solely on 'responsibly sourced, ethical fair-trade peace granola'.
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    McCain Chips

    Of course. Conclusion: best undertaken wearing hi-vis and safety boots, woven Kevlar gloves and hard plastic clip over wrist gauntlets and industry standard face protection, under supervision of local authority ethnic lesbian inspectors with air ambulance on standby.
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    McCain Chips

    Douse in salt and vinegar, bundle between 2 doorsteps of freshly cut crusty bread (real butter). violently compress with palm of hand, enjoy. Gordon Ramsay's a cunt
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    Celebrity NHS frontline tv programme

    He's a kid with an unusually large appetite, made worse by a thick mother scared to say no, for fear of a tantrum. Felt sorry for his dad, who wanted to go with the Doctors suggestion of gastric band surgery, but the mother didn't want to know, claiming that it might make him unhappy! 9 times out of 10, behind a problem kid, is a cunt parent.
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    Celebrity NHS frontline tv programme

    You think your knees have got problems, I just watched a documentary about an 11 year old Indonesian kid that weighs 30 stone. He sits screaming until his mother gets him another 2 litres of chocolate ice cream, and then the silly bitch turns round and says she can't understand how he got so fat. greedy fucking pork juggernaut.
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