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Eric Cuntman

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About Eric Cuntman

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    Sky west and crooked
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    Continuing to be better than frank

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  1. Eric Cuntman

    Most common sex injuries

    AIDS
  2. Eric Cuntman

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'
  3. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    She claims to have undergone a terrible ordeal. Let's hope that it's only just Begum. I'll get me shamag.
  4. Eric Cuntman

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Neville fuckin Bartos
  5. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    No. All of us who don't have a clue what the fuck you're going on about sometimes are clearly thick.
  6. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    Seriously, why do you post this irrelevant, nonsensical, unfathomable shit? At least when Ratty does it, he injects a bit of pythonesque lunacy.
  7. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    Didn't like bacon, probably a muttley or an erwige.
  8. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    Anyway. Back on topic.. The thick little slag's British citizenship has been revoked. You've gotta laugh. I genuinely hope that she spends the next few years being passed around among various violent rapists, before being honour killed and left out for the scorpions.
  9. Eric Cuntman

    John Stalker

    He's like a bricklaying version of Paul Hollywood. The type of man who genuinely believes that his on-screen appearances result directly in every middle aged female viewer's cunt being transformed into a bag of slugs.
  10. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    I moved onto axes. Big fuck-off shiny ones.
  11. Eric Cuntman

    John Stalker

    I think that was that "look at me ladies", Tommy Walsh cunt.
  12. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    When I was about 12, I was crabbing off a concrete jetty, and one particular crab walked towards me and looked at me, so I assumed it was friendly and held a little scrap of bacon in front of it. It nipped me on the thumb. So I stabbed it through the back with one of those hollow handled £9.99 Rambo Knives.
  13. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    "Hi, I'd like to be a fashion designer, here's my design portfolio" "But this is just a scrapbook with some infantile pencil drawings of a shoe" "My name's Stella, my dad was in the Beatles" "Here's 2 million quid. Your collection will be ready for Paris fashion week" "Like, cheers!"
  14. Eric Cuntman

    Shamina Begum

    I thought we weren't recruiting any new lesbians until the spring?
  15. Eric Cuntman

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Crab. I have received an email from a corner member, currently on a ban. His name is @Roadkill and he's been following your progress. He asked me to pass this on. Absolutely genuine, he's back in a few weeks and he'll tell you himself. Dont shoot the messenger. "Every time I've visited the site to browse noms, you've been visible on the activity page, Often multiple times. Nothing you've posted has amused me. Nothing you've posted has stimulated me, intellectually or otherwise. Though we have never conversed with one another on the corner, I have grown to hate you deeply during my time in the cooler, for the simple fact that you are an inconvenience that I have to scroll past whilst reading the posts of your betters. You have 18 days to improve your lacklustre performance. Make them count. Roadkill"
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