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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Easy Buggles. It's Norfolk. They didn't get the Edison Phonograph until 1998. And possession of a CD Walkman is an offence under the diocese witchcraft act.
  2. Agreed, Stubby blew frank clean out of the water with that one. I'm going to have to give him a like for it. No offence.
  3. 2 tonnes? I assume you've been looking at the Skoda Fabia through Range Rover tinted spectacles.
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    The Digital Revolution

    That's quite enough of your fancy, bourgeois Welsh ways.
  5. Eric Cuntman

    The Digital Revolution

    Good old NAAFI. No Ambition And Fuck-all Interest
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    Middle Class parents on holiday

    Reece, Alfie, Charlie, CALLUM!!
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    The Digital Revolution

    I still have a ferguson black and white portable, mains power or you can stick 8 D cell batteries in it, complete with built in coat hanger wire aerial. It's in the loft. Can you still watch a telly with an analogue metal antenna???
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    E.C.B selecting Stokes

    Never mind quality, he needs a woman with a certain, moral destitution. we could get him a right dirty slag in Ilford for the price of a bag of chips and a litre of Lambrini.
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    E.C.B selecting Stokes

    I bet he's hanging around that shop, waiting to bump into that woman. Even though, comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rol....
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    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    Otto Skorzeny was a fucking legend though.
  11. Eric Cuntman

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    If you burn them at the stake, you end up with smoked kippahs.
  12. Eric Cuntman

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    Diana Muldaur, long history with the enterprise, featured in a couple of episodes of the original 60s series.
  13. Eric Cuntman

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    She certainly brought out the faggoty side of Picard. I'm sure all the poetry and flute playing was the reason Q (best Star Trek character) liked bullying him so much.
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    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    Black and Jewish, gotta be Whoopi Goldberg.
  15. Eric Cuntman

    THE biggest cunt ever

    I don't doubt that his address book and personal contacts list share a Team America theme. Everyone has AIDS.
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