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Eric Cuntman

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About Eric Cuntman

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    Sky west and crooked
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    Continuing to be better than frank

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  1. Eric Cuntman

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Mushroom ketchup eh. On the subject of mushrooms, have you ever tried 'Chicken of the wood'? Or do you prefer the 'Lickin of the wood'? Lol
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    Captain's send off

    If you're English and don't like dogs, there's something fundamentally wrong with your character. there aren't bad dogs, just wanker owners. And most cunts that don't like them, usually keep snakes and lizards and weird scaly foreign shit with no personality. Fuck off to the desert if you want to play with scorpions. You might get a bit of spare from an un-fussy goat.
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    Captain's send off

    I can't believe that I'm the first to notice that she is a fucking cracking bird.
  4. Eric Cuntman

    Beauty and The Flid

    I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat wartymelon?
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    None of us are completely immune from the effects of media Americanisation. I hit a rabbit whilst driving recently, and before I knew what was happening, I had strapped it across the bonnet, and driven home screaming, 'YEE-HAAAW' and throwing empty Budweiser cans out of the window!
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Much more entertaining when suicidal gypsies attempt to rob isolated farmhouses though.
  7. Eric Cuntman

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    The clever bit is, that her cunt will be full of his spunk and forensics will get you off the hook.
  8. Eric Cuntman

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Fucking spot on Ereptic. If I was her dad and came home to find that cocky, smug little cunt, grinning at me in his underpants, I would go to my well equipped middle class kitchen, remove the Sabatier meat cleaver from the salvaged, shabby-chic butchers rack, and bury it in his fucking frontal lobe. Then tell the police that I caught him raping her.
  9. Eric Cuntman

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Imagine doing lezzing with that bird out of the shake n vac advert. Phwoar!
  10. Eric Cuntman

    People using my living room as a garage

    Let's see.. Hmmm.. No. He's definitely shit.
  11. Eric Cuntman

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Punk. I didn't actually have a casserole, I just thought 'button mushroom' was an adequate description of frank's little soldier. Just a bit of creative license. Like you pretending to be rich, socially connected, and not a screaming fairy. lol
  12. Eric Cuntman

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    I notice the ad' portrays sexist and chauvinistic behaviour from white men, being reprimanded by black men. That's the icing on the fucking cake, because black men in general are so respectful to women and supportive of equality. The nurturing manner in which they refer to them as bitches and ho's, and beating and raping them, really shows how much nicer they are than white cunts. Pile of fucking shit.
  13. Eric Cuntman

    Captain's send off

    Why the fuck not? Most dogs are more loyal, loving and reliable than 99% of the human population. No reason they shouldn't be honoured as such.
  14. Eric Cuntman

    People using my living room as a garage

    They're jealous of us Decs, because we're the best on here.
  15. Eric Cuntman

    Philip Schofield

    I bet that not only is the stench of her kipper basket enough to make a seagull puke, but it's also as wide as a donkeys yawn.