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Eric Cuntman

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About Eric Cuntman

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    Continuing to be better than frank

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  1. Please don't ban my new toy mummy.
  2. She won the swimsuit section of Miss America. That might help with image search.
  3. You could have written 'fuck off Eric' on the menu. I would've liked that. I'm still chuffed that I got my own bucket in that video you did. Did you really shit in it? Or drop some wet paper in it?
  4. Celluloid something or other. Gets flammable and volatile when it deteriorates over time. Didn't they use old film reels to burn the Nazis in 'Inglourious Basterds'?
  5. Remember this @XYY man. It's why you can't stand me. One of your DOSbuddies used it as an example of how to properly cunt Thunberg. Presumably after you made a piss-poor attempt and fucked it right up. 🤣😂🤣 Love you.
  6. "I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her." -Jimmy Carr, talking to Clarkson about Rachel Riley. Applies to Jeri Ryan though.
  7. I've let my FAC lapse, but I've still got a smoothbore cert' and a black powder ticket, I used to work on reproduction noise makers for those re-enactment nutjobs. But to be fair to your earlier comment, the majority of what I've got these days are .22 air rifles. 3 Weirauch's (HW97, 95 and 35 in .177) a delightful little BSA lightning XL, and one of those awful plastic stocked Gamo things from your neck of the woods. The HW97 runs at 26 ft lbs. I told the local firearms officer about it when the FAC lapsed, he said 'don't worry about it'.
  8. Of course. You're also a sex magnet.
  9. I'm still trying to work out the significance of XYYs username. I think it might be a wish-list for chromosomes.
  10. Would you like to suck my koch?
  11. I've got more guns than you. Beretta my arse. I bet it's a cheap Rizzini copy.
  12. Most of them turned up in Blakes7 too. Dot cotton and Roger Lloyd Pack were also in the 70s pandemic drama 'Survivors'. Oh yeah, Dot was in an episode of Minder as well.
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