Eric Cuntman

I can’t watch Ipanema without thinking of @Snowy’s Steptoe & Son horse masterpiece.

How did Stevie Wonder burn his ear? Answering the steam-iron.

Karate Flid

Boy George wiped the floor with every other vocalist on that thing. He might be a dirty poof, but what a fucking voice.

He gets paid between 100 and 150 thousand for speaking at food and water aid conferences. All of these people are fucking sick. Not least the charities themselves. They skim 95% of all donations under the guise of ‘operating expenses. The truth is, that all the ‘operating’ is done by volunteers supervised by minimum wage retained staff. And the Charity directors pay themselves 7 figure salaries for sitting in a boardroom for a few hours a week and slipping cunts like Geldof and Bonio millions a year for promoting their skim racket.

I quite liked that one. But the one with Spock flamenco dancing while Kirk gives a horsey ride to a midget is my favourite. It’s the one where Kirk snogs Uhura.

I like it though.

Fuck off you shit stirring little greasy snake cunt.

Which episode? The one where I’m Jim Kirk and you’re a drunken Clint Howard?

You seem to think that everyone who’s been here longer than you is an inferior has-been that needs to stand down and make way for you. I’ve defended you on the grounds that you do occasionally entertain, and I will continue to do so. But don’t take the fucking piss.

What’s the fucking point of blocking anyone? You just end up reading it in quotes or revealing it to see what’s going on anyway. Scroll through what you’re not interested in. You fucking know by now that telling them to fuck off doesn’t work. I scroll past Harold and a few others if they’re being boring, but when they have something to say I’ll talk to them.

This is ‘screechy’ and ‘girlie’. Do it again.

Just to be clear… you’ve been getting sausage from a bloke on the market?

You’re about four dead puppies too late. Fucking family of cunts.

Are you Dan Quayle?

No sheep activity for a year! Nice to see you ProfB. Hope you’re well.

I like the nonce strangling scene from Bronson.

Button it dingbat.

I’ll read up on it when there’s time enough at last.

It was Mickey Goldmill out of Rocky.

He’s Patsy Palmer’s step dad. Reported.

‘What’s the word on the street Johnny?” Only proper cunts know about Police Squad as well as the Naked Gun series.

Liam Gallagher walked up to him at the BRIT awards one year and said… “I know you, you’re the fat dancer from Take-That!”

Oh yes. I forgot about those. And Ferrero Raffaelo, similar to above with a hazelnut in the middle and coconut on it.

I don’t remember mentioning it.