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Eric Cuntman

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  1. The last time I was in the cooler, I got all frightened in the night. Roops came in and tucked me in, then sang to me in Welsh until I fell asleep. Then she raped me.
  2. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    He previously stated that he's lived in NZ for 30 years.. something doesn't add up. He must have built up and sold his business at somewhere around the age of 17. That'll be it.
  3. How can you tell them apart?
  4. I'm getting the feeling that from now on, the only thing likely to be awarded to a white man is a prison sentence.
  5. I loved my school days. Fingering the girls behind the PE block.. ..I really miss that caretakers job.
  6. Nobody will be presenting any telly programmes anymore. Unless they're black or gay.
  7. You've started following me. You fancy me. Show us your rat.
  8. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    I hate that bit at about 4pm when you realise it won't actually be possible to have a satisfactory 5th wank.
  9. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    It's just a little flounder. Puffing its gills out and daydreaming about being a shark. Let the barracudas sharpen their teeth on it.
  10. Prof. Is it true that you were once romantically entwined with Brony Keith? Is it also true, that you ditched him after he showed you his cartoon animal pornography in the CC chat room?
  11. Agreed. LC is already head and shoulders above 'Ruprecht The Monkey Boy' and his creepy little Renfield sidekick.
  12. How the fuck was Boris ever going to unite a nation? He can't even get 2 of his own chromosomes paired off.
  13. The kind of girl who could spice things up in the bedroom by using a set of tyre-levers to show you her kidneys.
  14. Ed. I'm worried about you since you've lost everything and started living in the car. Couldn't you get in touch with the other four and talk about re-forming 'Musical Youth'?
  15. What a disgusting negress. She probably thinks black people are more likely to catch diseases because of 'racism'. I genuinely don't know how these apes came to be classified as the same species as us. Fucking animals.
  16. She's got big tits and can talk all dirty and Welsh like Ruth Madoc.
  17. Absolutely. The only church I'd like to get inside is Charlotte.
  18. Eric Cuntman

    Roy Orbison.

    Is it too late to submit 'total fucking idiot' for consideration?
  19. Eric Cuntman

    Roy Orbison.

    Blue Bayou was a great song Harold... no?
  20. Eric Cuntman

    Roy Orbison.

    Calm down DC, it's just a game.
  21. Eric Cuntman

    Roy Orbison.

    I'm sure @Decimus will be surprised to hear that he's 'lost'. Funny that you've now adopted this viewpoint DC. Wasn't it only yesterday that you were snivelling round my inbox again, proclaiming that his coolering was harsh and Roops is an old bag, or similar? You really are a sneaky, duplicitous little cunt. Unfortunately for you, you're absolutely shit at it. Presumably your PMs yesterday were an attempt to get me to say something derogatory about Decs, which you could then use later? Your attempts at manipulation are amateurish at best. You really are pushing the boundaries of spasticity.
  22. Eric Cuntman

    Roy Orbison.

    I wonder why he wasn't coolered alongside Decs and Frank. His disgusting comment about Mrs SC was an equally serious violation of rule 12.
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