Eric Cuntman

I've only ever wanted your acceptance.

I don't know about chocolate. I hate chocolate. I like Solero lollies, and lemon Vienetta (classy). Arctic roll is the bestest ice-cream thing ever.

Are you one of those people that think 'Magnum' is the name of a gun? It isn't. The gun in Dirty Harry wasn't a .44 Magnum. That's the name of the ammunition it fires. The gun is a Smith & Wesson model 29.

Dunno. It might have been me. I read an awful lot of Bernard Cornwell.

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants. which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.

Gayness is a disease. If spotted early..ie, likes dolls etc', a variety of treatments can prove successful. The child should be introduced to masculine influences; Red Meat Regular (daily) beatings. Soft porn (it's a kid) Chuck Norris box set. Should symptoms persist into adolescence, ie, mincing, watching Love Island, or bumming, inhumane euthanisation is the recommended treatment route. Physical remains, clothing and possessions should be responsibly incinerated to eliminate residual AIDS.

If she took a third of mine, I'd lose the will to live. I would probably suicide bomb a crowded mosque, just for the irony of it. I take your lives. Then I take your seventy two virgins (keep the hairy ones that look like Omid Djalili)

When was this? I thought you just got banged up.

Billy. When correcting written English, try and avoid leaving two spaces after a full stop. I hate being sober on Fridays. I feel like a den mother.

Fuck all gets past you does it. Sherlock type cunt.

Don't be downhearted @Cock Holster. He reports everyone at some point. And then masturbates frenetically in anticipation of your immediate ban. Which won't happen because you're new.

I remember the moon faced fucker playing the head of the prison service in Cell Block H.

Thank you Fender.

I believe the prescribed method of infantry in the distant past, was to smash the horse in the mouth with your sword, it will rear up and throw the rider. Then you can get all stabby and shit.

It is as well, Harold.

I fucking hate having to give you likes when your up my arse on the leaderboard. It was the last sentence that swung it.

Not until Sunday.

BEANZ MEANZ HEINRICH !

I take no pleasure in it when Decs is incapacitated by a ban. It's like taking a vacant title without a fight. I feel dirty.

To be fair judge, I wouldn't want you to either.

The bird who sold him a Mercedes. Gloria was the characters name. Dunno who played her.

I'm guessing he/she meant; 'vacate to'. Also acceptable, would be 'to which they vacate'. Give the cunt half a chance. It's the first newbie for months that hasn't logged in on a Fisher Price activity centre.

Not bad for an opener. This is certainly a phenomenon. I remember when the national lottery was implemented. One of the first million+ winners, when asked what he would do now, having been skint all his life, proudly announced that he would continue working at the porcelain factory, in the lavatory section. Because he enjoyed his job so much. What a stupid fucking wanker. I do hope he's dead.

Fuckin hell, I forgot about Adriana. She was hot as fuck in the remake of 'Assault on Precinct 13'.

I would have fucked Carmela if she promised not to talk in that fucking 'Joysey' accent. One legged Russian bird?