Eric Cuntman

2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

That's not true Eric, i will try and take a better picture of the blade.

It's crap. It's got cast furniture Fends. I collect this shit, I've got Himalayan Damascus, going up to hand forged Malay Parang's.

that is tourist trap, wall-hanger quality. 

I don't mean to patronise or offend you. But I fear your expertise to be more, 'hammer based'.

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Nice fixed blade clip point hunter, Fends!  

 

Are you fucking mental? That's a bit of Turkish, mild steel tourist shop crap.

I'm starting a 'weapon awareness' class. You and fender are mandatorily enrolled! 

2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

The top knife is Spanish and it's very well made, i have had that one for many years, the red tint is blood that i couldn't clean off.

It's bloody well not. It's copper base layer for the chrome plate, which you accidentally exposed while you were going at it with wire wool. It's a fucking tent peg! 

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

As are some of my kitchen knives. Your collection can be found in millions of tool sheds around the country, so what is this, a celebration of being average?

I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. 

The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental.

@Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.