Jump to content
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....


  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

1,037 Excellent

1 Follower

About Wolfie

  • Rank
    Epic Cunt

Profile Information

Recent Profile Visitors

2,338 profile views
  1. The FlidSpack Game

    A mong's favourite 80s TV game show?
  2. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    My kids loved the whole process. We actually ate my penis for Sunday lunch, as part of a family tradition. No one came back for seconds, either.
  3. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    I bet you only got to see the 'coveted centre spot' once, because the pages have been stuck together since.
  4. Shitty Computers

    While someone like Quincy – a bloodsucking financial rapist – would consider this philosophy alien, I also do not understand why anyone would work for absolutely nothing. Please put your legendary capitalist principles on display and explain this to me.
  5. The ugly and stupid

    Chivalry is popular among the old ladies there, Scotty.
  6. Cunts who wear high visibility clothing

    'pathetic and dysfunctional' would make sense, while your effort of 'pathetically dysfunctional' suggests I am pathetic at being dysfunctional, which means quite the opposite of what you intended. That said, it comes as little surprise you are a grammatically inept vagina.
  7. Gordon Ramsey On Cocaine

    Seriously Dan, not only am I impressed you've used less than 5,000 words in one post, you've also shown that your boss trusts you enough to film him.
  8. Gordon Ramsey On Cocaine

    While on the subject of cocaine, isn't a bit of crack your first choice?
  9. Gordon Ramsey On Cocaine

    I'd love to have the opportunity to cook for Ramsay. The sheer pleasure I would get from seeing him dip my special toilet bowl-marinaded steak into a rich oyster & Wolfie jus would be worth suffering his fuck-ugly fizzog for a couple of hours. What a bastard.
  10. The ugly and stupid

    Did he slip you a cheeky wrap on the model village, near the little cake shop?
  11. Pissing all over the place.

    Gyps' hungover victims must inadvertently piss like human colanders the following morning.
  12. Cunts who wear high visibility clothing

    Good evening, bum maven. I've noticed you're still having trouble using a thesaurus, which isn't helping with your (failed) attempts to eschew from your obvious scat fetish. I've just looked at your history. You really are a connoisseur of all things sphincteral, aren't you? While far from normal, it is nevertheless not a crime. Seriously, I think it's amusing some people get their kicks out of watching Christmas log being served.