Well, if it isn't Mr Shit! What an interesting, studysome individual you're proving. You really are the weirdo in the park who prompts mums to grab the hands of their kids. You probably detest dogs because they sniff you out from the bushes. 'Hey mum – look at that funny man over there!'
Not only have you demonstrated a human and dog faeces theme throughout, you also seem to have a slightly milder obsession with spunk and urine. And the words of your latest avatar: 'Taste My Arsehole Motherfucker.' How peculiar. The notion of you suffering from coprophilia grows ever closer.
I don't hate you, r-soles. I pity you.