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Cap'n Cunt

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About Cap'n Cunt

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    .... A big house with three shitters
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  1. I'd still fuck her though. Even if she is dead.
  2. I think it's nice seeing all the scientists on telly though. I like to look at their wallpaper and bookshelves.
  3. I don't give a fuck as long as lots of darkies die of it. Whatever it is.
  4. The Chinks will be selling those 'CARER' badges on eBay by the weekend. Makes shopping easier.
  5. What about when you're breathing heavily because you're on the 'vinegar stroke'?
  6. I think he's all right. Burger and a pint for a fiver? Top man.
  7. I was having a shit at the time.
  8. Their ladies' genitalia are sideways, so I hear.
  9. Sell it to a paedophile. You might get enough for 12 cans of Tennants Extra.
  10. At least it's too late for George Michael, thank fuck.
  11. He could have just blacked up. That's better than becoming a bummer.
  12. I see Essex police are trying to identify the bodies. Good luck with that then, they all look the fucking same even when they're alive.
  13. Cap'n Cunt

    Owen Jones

    I'd like to confess to kicking this smarmy cunt in the head. Unfortunately I can't cos I never done it.
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