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Cap'n Cunt

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About Cap'n Cunt

  • Rank
    Massive Cunt

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    .... A big house with three shitters
  • Interests
    Bludgeoning

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  1. Cap'n Cunt

    Tranny Madness

  2. Cap'n Cunt

    check out this pile of cunts

    The Village People have certainly let themselves go.
  3. Cap'n Cunt

    My wife

    Your point being?
  4. Cap'n Cunt

    My wife

    Perhaps you'd like to provide a link to your Facebook pics, so we could all assess whether you made the right decision in marrying her?
  5. Cap'n Cunt

    Handjob

    I don't see what's so bad about being called a 'racist'. I don't like anyone of any colour, creed or nationality. They can all fuck off, especially the brown ones.
  6. Cap'n Cunt

    Handjob

    I think you'll find that two of them are actually girls.
  7. Cap'n Cunt

    I tell you what I want

    I'll tell you what I really really want: to hang you, naked, upside-down from the rafters of a secluded barn and pour molten lead up your arse.
  8. Cap'n Cunt

    Pikey Cunts

    He might get into the BDSM, though. Well, when he's achieved puberty.
  9. Cap'n Cunt

    Fucking Pop Music

    DOES. IT'S 'DOES', NOT 'DOE'S' YOU FUCKING MONG. Try going to school more often instead of pimping your arsehole out to old men for 10 Benson's and a swig of White Lightning. You're a fucking disgrace.
  10. Cap'n Cunt

    Phony Battlers.

    I'd rather they re-enacted the potato famine.
  11. Cap'n Cunt

    When is a warship not a warship

    When did you lick out my sister?
  12. Cap'n Cunt

    When is a warship not a warship

    Non-alcoholic Guinness.
  13. Cap'n Cunt

    Transgender Turtles

    Well, I'd like to see some lesbian turtles 'getting it on'.
  14. Cap'n Cunt

    Jack Shepherd

    Nothing wrong with a bit of motorboating.
  15. Cap'n Cunt

    Flying Termites

    It's not termites, it's ants. You fucking mong.
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