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Cap'n Cunt

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About Cap'n Cunt

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    Massive Cunt

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    Male
  • Location
    .... A big house with three shitters
  • Interests
    Bludgeoning

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  1. She was trying to suck it's cock. Filthy fucking slope.
  2. I'm not even sure what it is. It looks like someone has done a bad job of photoshopping my nan.
  3. I'd pay to watch lesbians fighting, though.
  4. Is this that woman that got shot to fuck by the IRA last week? I don't really care either way. If you're going to stick your nose into other people's affairs under the guise of 'being a journalist' then you're just a nosy fucker and you should get a proper job.
  5. I don't watch adverts, Eric. Too many darkies in them these days.
  6. I think this LBGT shit is great. Sooner or later all the blokes will have turned into women or bummers, and I'll get to fuck all the wimmin. But not the ones that used to be men, or the butch lezzers, obviously. Or Gyps.
  7. Cap'n Cunt

    Egg Boy

    Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really.
  8. It's a shame they were girls. Otherwise they'd have known how to switch the fucking thing back on.
  9. I had a C130. It was a bit plain.
  10. I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite.
  11. Who's that twat shaking a K&N air filter off of a Suzuki GT250? Weird cunt.
  12. I'd stick a firework up her cunt.
  13. I hope they're all white and middle class. Wouldn't trust darkies or poor people with valuable stuff.
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