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'eavensabove

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    The Past Did Not Exist

    The past does not exist, and tomorrow never comes.
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    And they'll tell you that they have the best of both Worlds.
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    Punkers, can you tell you all that you need to know about extensions. His dishwasher is full of the fuckers.
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    THIRD REFERENDUM

    I'd say that you have a potential problem on your hands, seeing as your daughter is only 6.
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    Fucking Trains

    I'd wager that he took a ride on The Flying Scotsman.
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    Sickipedia.

    Back in the 1950s, Catwoman, Nobgobbler and Pen were sat in the pub talking about pregnancy. They were all heavy laden and about to drop. "I'm gonna have a baby boy" said Cat, "My old man shagged me whist I was standing up." "Oh, mine is definitely a baby girl" said Nobby, "My hubby fucked me from the side..." "It's puppies for me then," said Pen.
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    Fucking Trains

    Delays, were never heard of on the Auschwitz Express, and lost luggage was simply utilised rather than being claimed for without a hope in hell of getting your brolly back. Train travel used be an enjoyable experience. Sure, the poxy things have never run on time, but at least one could have a compartment to oneself, draw the curtains, take a shit, and get from Waterloo to Dover, hop the ferry for your Duty Freebies and back again for a the price of Platform ticket, without some half-bit 'Ticket Inspector' giving you the third degree for not having a valid Return... The railway network isn't the problem. There's more than enough track for choo-choos to frequent, but the trains themselves are no more than a tinplate trailer with doors that cant be opened unless the pissed-up dork of a driver opens the fuckers. I say 'Drivers' but they hardly dive, do they, and what happened to the whistle and the cunt with a flag wearing a cap? They've even taken away the net luggage racks, come hammocks, upon which one could get a kip or hide... Bring back steam, allow folks to smoke, and the trains will be reborn again.
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    The Interabled

    Twatty, being one, and what are the others? Can you compile a list, please. I'm applying for Freedom.
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    Mark Carney House Price slump fear monger

    You don't say... Your smart, I'll give you that.
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    The Interabled

    ? But he fucked the Vicar of Dibley, for fucksakes.
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    Mark Carney House Price slump fear monger

    Fuck Off. It's as simple as that.
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    Adam Thomas & Claudia Patatas.

    Well, that's me done. I'm orf. Happy Syphilis comrades.
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    Menstruating Trannies

    What was the cunt serving. Mince pies & Camp coffee?
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    Adam Thomas & Claudia Patatas.

    What with your split-seconds reactions, have you considered signing-up?
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    Wanksy

    Yes. It's The Bishop of Phlegm
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    Lord of the Cunts

    Buzz off.
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    Adam Thomas & Claudia Patatas.

    I dunno if this pair of Neo's should be applauded or shot. Either one of the fuckers maybe what this site needs when you consider the standard of recent twats that have been drawn towards our fastidious corporation. Peaches & Pixi Gerdolf, must be ducking for cover since Thomas & Patatas have been sent to jail (?) for naming their kid 'Adolf' in honour of their beloved Hitler, whilst a fellow Neo, named 'Vehement Nazi' stood above baby 'Adolph' whilst waving Swastika flags, chanting "Sieg Heil" and making Nazi salutes. I'd give the pair the minimum of 5 years for the blandness of their lounge, but that's besides the point. It's their kid that I'm more concerned about. It's eyes are too far apart.
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    Menstruating Trannies

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    Wanksy

    Each to their own, but I disagree. He certainly aint no master genius though.
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    Wanksy

    I see that you've given Pen, her Xmas gift early this year...
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    Wanksy

    He's still good though, or rather many of his designs/ideas are. No shit, I've actually placed a bid on one of his original hand drawings. There's a few of them up for grabs at an auction in USA... Sure, there are some better street artists than him, but???
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    Wanksy

    I don't think so somehow.
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    Wanksy

    He's better than the cunts that paint their illiterate tags all over the fucking shop. I don't mind the cunt one bit, he brightens up the mundane with a breath of fresh air.
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    Cunts who take small babies into coffee shops

    Are the lyrics in braille? I once sent the cunt a cheese grater for Xmas, and he reckons it's the best book he's ever read.
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    Eh?

    Frank, gets phantom dick ache.
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