I have always loathed this so called song.
I can remember being strong-armed into participating when my pre-school "teacher" had everyone hold hands in a circle.
This kind of abuse deserves a lead injection in the ear.
I am fine, thank you sir. I randomly remember the times when you tore that Albert Ross guy a new chutney chute. Whatever happened to Lady P, or does she go by a different name these days?
Another suggestion: Black Adder seasons 2 and 4