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Trumpton Bacon

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About Trumpton Bacon

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    Totalitarian Despot

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    - Scunthorpe
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    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages
  1. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bake off fucking cunts in the Final

    1. Sandi Toksvig 2. Noel Fielding HTH.
  2. Trumpton  Bacon

    Samantha Jones

    Fascinating. What do you make of this? https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-toilet-brush/
  3. Trumpton  Bacon

    Fat Cunts Who Eat In Public

    You're on fucking fire today you turpitudinous cunt. Have several likes, in fact, have the fucking lot.
  4. Trumpton  Bacon

    Ruth Davidson

    Pass me a brick, but be fucking quick about it as I'm just striding out and sins will inevitably be a feature.
  5. Trumpton  Bacon

    McStrike and fries please

    That's more like it.
  6. Trumpton  Bacon

    McStrike and fries please

    I'm aghast. No cunt has thought to tell any other cunt to McFuckoff....What's happened?
  7. Trumpton  Bacon

    EU project fear bollocks again!

    Carlsberg don’t do Brexit, but if they did.....
  8. Trumpton  Bacon

    Pseudo homeless beggars

    There are a number of beggars in Scunthorpe, in fact, most of the pseudo inhabitants are beggars, some of them are Polish. In actual fact, they're all beggars and 30% of them have dogs, 10% of which sport a neckerchief. 90% of them play golf frequently and the other 10% only occasionally. Have you seen that dreadul sitcom on TV called Bad Move with Jack Dee? It's fucking atrocious. I think you might like it.
  9. Trumpton  Bacon

    Pseudo homeless beggars

    And if the dog's wearing a neckerchief, that's worth an extra 25p.
  10. Trumpton  Bacon

    Serena Williams in sexist row

    Imagine the battle, it'd be like a sweaty version of pony training Nicola Sturgeon.
  11. Trumpton  Bacon

    Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman

    Outrageous, outstanding, viable.
  12. Trumpton  Bacon

    Serena Williams in sexist row

    Get a fucking grip fends, fuck all that tennis shit, this bird would be the ultimate fucking fuck. Yes, I fucking would and most likely die in the process, but, what a way to go.
  13. Trumpton  Bacon

    Romano Fenati

    Well, I'm back in España for a few weeks, sometimes my work (and preferences) bring me here. I can't keep up with you cunts, though I take great amusement from the antics of the regular contributors. I only post when I can be arsed. Vete a la mierda.
  14. Trumpton  Bacon

    Romano Fenati

    What, like now?
  15. Trumpton  Bacon

    Romano Fenati

    Manzi was asking for it. I like Fenati, he's a proper cunt. Marquez should've done this to Rossi 3 years ago and killed the mawngy cunt.