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Trumpton Bacon

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About Trumpton Bacon

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    Totalitarian Despot

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    - Scunthorpe
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    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages

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  1. Trumpton  Bacon

    Chris Packham

    Very true Eric. I've been nesting on that one for a while, tenuous as it is, I'm glad to have finally discharged it. Frankly, it’s been a worry.
  2. Trumpton  Bacon

    Chris Packham

    Fuck off, it's Christmas.
  3. Trumpton  Bacon

    Chris Packham

    On a similar note, I hear Paul O'Grady's been struggling with the letter D, so in the spirit of inclusive programming and in recognition of his admiration for swarthy types, ITV has agreed to commission his next series, For the love of Wogs.
  4. Trumpton  Bacon

    Cunts don't get a round in

    He's also got a fat fucking head and a 70's porn tash, the Frank Cannon copycat cunt.
  5. Trumpton  Bacon


    Fucking hell, at last.
  6. Trumpton  Bacon

    Brexit..the meltdown has begun

    1. We won, nothing's happened yet, why would we be happy? 2. Right wing populists aren't known for their magnanimity, see above. 3. Hurry up and fuck off, lest you find yourself (really) working for a living.
  7. Trumpton  Bacon

    CAR S. O. S.

    Royal blue, Lacoste of course.
  8. Trumpton  Bacon

    CAR S. O. S.

    I'm not an excuse type cunt Stubbs, in the faux self effacing tradition of the formerly famous Frank, I just can't be arsed with it all. Especially after Roops adopted that horrendous new avatar, it sickens me to the pit of my very muscular, yet, symmetrical and perfectly proportioned stomach.
  9. Trumpton  Bacon

    CAR S. O. S.

    You've been away? No one noticed. Anyway, welcome back Bill and I hope you fuck off again soon.
  10. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bake off fucking cunts in the Final

    1. Sandi Toksvig 2. Noel Fielding HTH.
  11. Trumpton  Bacon

    Samantha Jones

    Fascinating. What do you make of this? https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-toilet-brush/
  12. Trumpton  Bacon

    Fat Cunts Who Eat In Public

    You're on fucking fire today you turpitudinous cunt. Have several likes, in fact, have the fucking lot.
  13. Trumpton  Bacon

    Ruth Davidson

    Pass me a brick, but be fucking quick about it as I'm just striding out and sins will inevitably be a feature.
  14. Trumpton  Bacon

    McStrike and fries please

    That's more like it.
  15. Trumpton  Bacon

    McStrike and fries please

    I'm aghast. No cunt has thought to tell any other cunt to McFuckoff....What's happened?