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Trumpton Bacon

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About Trumpton Bacon

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    Totalitarian Despot

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  • Location
    - Scunthorpe
  • Interests
    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages
  1. Cunts who leave abusive notes on Ambulances

    I was going to suggest you try it out on Bill first, but I forgot, he's a spineless cunt.
  2. MARTIAL ARTS AND THE CUNTS WHO DO IT

    Hold on Rats, in the true spirit of "freestyling", you might even get pricked in the roundhouse.
  3. MARTIAL ARTS AND THE CUNTS WHO DO IT

    Well, reading that, was most certainly a chore. Hardly surprising though as the frogs, including the naturalised items, are notorious for waffling on about irrelevant shite for hours on end. "To chore" is (still) popular with the street scum in and around this parish. So, one would chore stuff to exchange for drugs etc. I think you'll find the buzzword of the moment is, supercilious. Fucking pompous indeed.
  4. Our Future Our Choice

    Craic on then.
  5. MARTIAL ARTS AND THE CUNTS WHO DO IT

    What's with all this street slang, Withers? In any case, that's a little too colloquial for a Frenchman, I'm beginning to doubt your provenance.
  6. Our Future Our Choice

    C'mon P, they'll never fall for that. It's just a shower mate, a nice warm shower, there you go.....
  7. Matthew Falder

    All very well Gyps, but is it one that is blessed with the "patina" of being one of the (now famous and sought after), production props? A discarded daily wearer simply won't do, not even post faux suicide.
  8. Our Future Our Choice

    I see the "Native Irish" language support system is kicking in already. The Republic must have decided to fund it themselves.
  9. Matthew Falder

    "What a despicable cunt and very lucky boy I am! I made the 2nd interview shortlist for the clique! "
  10. Fucked Country Hit By KFC Famine

    Dross is becoming somewhat emboldened these days, Swarm. He's started cussing and using expletives throughout his nonsensical drivel, which only serves to make it even more tedious. Please feel free to kick his fucking cunt in.
  11. The cost of Valentine's Day

    Is there one in the house?
  12. New Oxfam Work Experience Programme

    Eric, you stupid fucking cunt, what the fuck are you doing? Put the slavering robotic idiot back in it's fucking box and never open the lid for a sneaky peak again, let's be done with it.
  13. Oscar Pistorius

    Call in the Apaches Ape and finish the cunt.
  14. Too cold for winter olympians

    I'm one step ahead of you wiz.
  15. Too cold for winter olympians

    And the divers, will instead display their synchronised bumming routines.
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