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Trumpton Bacon

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    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages

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  1. Indeed, no doubt whilst wearing his little used County Council standard issue hi-viz PVC water resistant trousers, whilst cranking his handle, left handed, with his one remaining Marigold Dayglo orange washing up glove. But, that's Decimus for you. Anyway, never mind all that shit, Iranian women are now allowed to watch football (not the American Lycra and helmet gayfest variant) in stadiums. What do you think about that?
  2. That's by far the funniest diatribe I've seen this year. The irony though, lies in it's undoubted accuracy.
  3. We have much in common. I've no idea what you're talking about either.
  4. I love late night news, some really entertaining shit goes off in the early hours. Much better than the pre watershed dress.
  5. Judge, you have an inexplicable insight. I just got back from working in Spain again, which is basically a massive piss up, for which I get paid. I'm still fucking hammered. Anyway, this Dame bird.......She was on the Beeb news when I rocked up at home and cracked open a botella de Ron Barcello (Anejo). The stupid cunt was waffling on about some feminine issue (that I've already forgotten about) from the speaker's chair. I hope this doesn't help at all. Fuck off.
  6. Another Scottish wet cunt. Deputy speaker, therefore John Bercow's beeatch. The SNP all need a fucking good bum smacking.
  7. Think that about sums it up. Right, I'm off to cheer up Ms. Bacon, the depressed dirty old cow. (Late as it is).
  8. Didn't Ben fuck Callum already?
  9. Here's my take. It's a bunch o cunts wanking off over a new benefit when the socialists hook up with this after it's broadcast on BBC Breakfast.
  10. It's some inane shit on the beeb news telly channel, I can't link to it yet, cos I think it might be a after boozing broadcast and I can't find a link yet. Soz. Regards.
  11. Latest massive pile of steaming shit from Japan. Ok, as usual, I'm just in from t'pub, whereupon I'm assaulted by this bollocks, along with leaping whales and business news from Singapore. Frank, will you please commit suicide in my behalf?
  12. Punkers, you're on fire tonght and I'm impressed. Keep this up and I may return to usurp your minor clique, Frank will be VP.
  13. And therein lies the problem with the new wave political and inorexable liberal/progressive classes, their refusal to acknowledge that it's often prudent to take a step back in order to advance several. Fuck em all and fuck their faux self flagelating democracy, I want an unequivocal leader and a total cunt when necessary. Hail future Emperor Jacobus, may he reign for a thousand years.
  14. Bill, generally speaking, I don't like you, but this is a decent nom. Now, fuck off.
  15. Christ on a bike. I've just rocked out of a Spanish bar in Garrucha, me and Mrs. Bacon are both absolutely fucking slaughtered. She fell over and dragged me down with her, I managed to get my hand under her crust to prevent further brain damage. As I'm posting this she's pushing up massive zeds and I'm contemplating my future, Frank, help me......?!
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