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Trumpton Bacon

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About Trumpton Bacon

  • Rank
    Totalitarian Despot

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    - Scunthorpe
  • Interests
    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages
  1. Trumpton  Bacon

    The late Mrs. Evans.

    I've never pondered this question. However, I find your concise explanation both eloquent and highly amusing. Pleasant evening.
  2. Trumpton  Bacon

    You

    Eric, I'm currently watching Spanish telly, they're showing an ad for Amstel beer, which suggests that if you drink it, one would be inspired to shave off one's beard, thereby helping to counteract the ridiculous and somewhat prolonged beard epidemic throughout Western Europe. I fully support this campaign. PS. I'm not in Benidorm. PPS. Or near it.
  3. Trumpton  Bacon

    You

    Fuck off back to Estonia, Latvia, Nigeria or France you thick cunt.
  4. You stupid fucking goose fondling French idiot.
  5. Trumpton  Bacon

    Death after Life.

    Albert?
  6. Trumpton  Bacon

    Death after Life.

    Christ. What is this shit?
  7. My reply was to Decs, not Frank, you thick cunt. By the way, congratulations on your recent promotion, I hope you intend to hit the ground running when you arrive at clique towers?
  8. Despite your declared machinations, the clique has been drifting rudderless for some time now. I fully expected that you'd shortly to be feigning cancer, tampering with geese and bothering Chinese tourists at French landmarks. I'm genuinely heartened to see the therapy is working.Take back control, make the clique great again, then, fuck off. Salud.
  9. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bill Maynard

    It's the right thing to do, Eric.
  10. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bill Maynard

    Or Bradford.
  11. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bill Maynard

    Shit & corruption. It's the beer I tell yer. I certainly don't want to be infiltrated by brockwurst, or any other smelly sausage for that matter. Think I'll take a trip to Pakistan, grow a beard and lay low for a while.
  12. Trumpton  Bacon

    Bill Maynard

    Whilst were on the subject of the Third Reich. Adolf Hitler strikes me as the sort of cunt that would visit various gentleman's outfitters and try on trousers despite not wearing underpants.
  13. Trumpton  Bacon

    Australians

    That's a most wretched object to keep in your trousers. You have my sympathy.
  14. Trumpton  Bacon

    Australians

    Post a dick pic and I'll think it over.
  15. Trumpton  Bacon

    Australians

    Enough of this procrastinating facade you shirking cunt. The clique has fallen and the corner needs a massive enema to rid it of the festering shite currently clinging to it's very fabric. In order to atone for your unauthorised leave of absence, I insist you crack on and sort out this unholy mess, without further ado. Good evening.
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