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Trumpton Bacon

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About Trumpton Bacon

  • Rank
    Totalitarian Despot

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    - Scunthorpe
  • Interests
    Motorbikes, booze, pies, money, spaceships, World domination, sausages
  1. Trumpton  Bacon

    Erectile disfunctionin older gents

    You just can't help yourself, can you?
  2. Trumpton  Bacon

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    Already checked, I'm good to go. I've decided to postpone my coming out adventure till tomorrow. In order to celebrate my newly liberated status, I intend to take my recently "acquired" gunmetal RS5 and a fistful of coupons to the Sainsburys store in Stroud, whereupon I might find some amusement in unduly sressing the local construction tycoons with my checkout shenanigans. Stand by.
  3. Trumpton  Bacon

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    Life has been intolerable as a closet couponista Bubs, up to now, only my wife knew and indulged me. I feel liberated. I'm currently in possession of a Sainsbury's voucher for £9 off a £60 spend, I'm going now to shamelessly peruse their offerings, wine, beer and spirits mostly.
  4. Trumpton  Bacon

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    It's a good job I never signed up to the clique. I fucking love coupons.
  5. Trumpton  Bacon

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    That's the only (almost) coherent thing you've ever said.
  6. Trumpton  Bacon

    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    When the Loiterer in Chief Frank shows up, please tell her to fuck off, from me. Thanks.
  7. Trumpton  Bacon

    Football comin home

    I'm with you on this Eric, it's that spectacularly boring old fanny fart, Penelope. In fact, I'd bet your life on it.
  8. Trumpton  Bacon

    The Next Chairperson of BBC Question Time

    Perhaps, whilst it's still legal, you could try black exorcism?
  9. Trumpton  Bacon

    The Next Chairperson of BBC Question Time

    And there's me thinking you're just a cunt. Next thing, you'll be telling us the clique are all black, oh, how we'd laugh.
  10. Clearly and I admit, a glaring oversight on my part. I'll ponder a way to make it right, after I've been for a shit.
  11. Suicide. Be quick about it and don't bother with a note, nobody gives a fuck.
  12. Trumpton  Bacon

    The Next Chairperson of BBC Question Time

    She can use mine.
  13. Trumpton  Bacon

    Competitive Dads

    Sean Locke, imagine a night on the lash with that daft cunt. I'd piss meself to death whilst choking on me own chortling. @Stubby Pecker please note, none of the above is a euphemism for spunk gargling.
  14. Trumpton  Bacon

    Kwik Fit Tyre centres

    Quite a pleasant image conjured up there Eric. Ta.
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