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Rastus Coldsmoke

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About Rastus Coldsmoke

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    Rachel and Joshua Piland

    Why do women think the world revolves around them.
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    Ian Pringle QC

    There is literally only one outcome from this. We dance or we die. Tell rastus his cutting edge humour is no longer needed now the diabolical "decs" is oozing out.
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    Meghan Markle

    When no-one is looking i like to dip my first two fingers in oil (any non corrosive oil will do unless there is hatred involved) and push them into any drunk cunt stupid enough to pass out on my sofa.
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    Meghan Markle

    4:48 We wuz kangs - Kangs Medley Nico schäfer 26,114 views Enjoy
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    Meghan Markle

    Something tells me a Rastus Wrank showdown is in the making.
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    Meghan Markle

    I would bow down to your majestical dominance on this site but for one thing. You are wrong. Always wrong.
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    Meghan Markle

    No son, and neither do you.
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    Meghan Markle

    Let me guess. You came from somewhere that sold booze, got a sniff and wanted a "carry out" for home but the idea was extinguished by( him/her/it/etc) so came here after a furious wank with Mrs huxtable in your head. Racist cunt.
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    Meghan Markle

    Will fook me. Dats wat am tallkin aboot.
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    Meghan Markle

    No. The dark hordes call it "ebonics"
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    Meghan Markle

    Has dis fine bitch got any muthafugga German roots dawg gnomesayin muthafugga? WE WAZ KANGS. ...
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    Flat Earthers

    I will happily cunt these morons forever. I go to their websites and try to fuck with them. They are like a fucking virus that protects itself from attack. Cancer springs to mind.utter utter brainwashed spastic cunts.
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    Meghan Markle

    Ive used flanges from time to time. They help stop shite from flowing out from pipe to pipe. Come to think of it...fuck off.
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    Cunting jury service

    You are probably always right. Not this time... Rick's lovely this time of year......
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    The Bradford Exchange

    That's the thing.Come midnight Rastus is gone. A bit like being sucked off by a "traveler" who then feels guilty, like that syndrome thing .Stunk of lavender and Pernod.