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EreptileDysfunction

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  1. EreptileDysfunction

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Don't mention "Daddy's sauce" or two fisted with punkape around lol.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    As opposed to cunts like you who put sauce bottles up their arse and leave them there for a month lol
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Parkour or free running! Base jumping is also a good one.
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Fucking hell! 😂
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    He's probably getting electroshock therapy in Broadmoor hence his sporadic logins.
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    Preachy Gillette Ad

    I can't stand those shitty american Wrigleys adverts especially the one were the parents come home just as the lad is about to shag his girlfriend, opens the door in an obviously dubbed voice "Hey i'm Tom and i'm a raving turd stabber but i'm also servicing your daughter on the side" then the dad smirks and he offers his hand out for a shake. In reality Tom's face would be going through the wall with lots of blood, followed by screaming and crying from the daughter and his wife uttering the phrase "just fucking leave it dave he's not worth it!" then cue the police sirens.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Albert prefers bloke boxes with shit and sweetcorn running out of them.
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    Yet most black chicks straighten their hair to death and dye it blonde to try and look like white peeps y'get me blud?
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    The Past Did Not Exist

    Yes and he went to the moon.
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    Actor criticised for taking quadriplegic role

    Yes and rapey... the Alien/xenomorph that is.
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    Philip Schofield

    You pretty much summed up is-a-cunt.com in a nut shell.
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    Actor criticised for taking quadriplegic role

    To be fair the Alien creature was (genuinely) played by a 6'10 nigerian graphic design student living in London, who (genuinely) died of aids years later.
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    Actor criticised for taking quadriplegic role

    I can't stand the term "asian american" or anything with the "prefix-american" or the yank cunts and the little pedestals they put slopes on and then trying to force this shit on us too, like we're supposed to worship the ground a bunch of slants on walk on because.... they're from some backwards shithole in asia that eats cats and dogs? Also highly hypocritical of them when Scarlett Jocuntson played the role of an "asian" in that shit Ghost in the shell live action remake a couple of years ago.
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    The Interabled

    "Punkape's drive-thru gloryhole the Hornet +3 opens for business"
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